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When Cartman starts hooking up with the Imaginationland version of Kyle, everyone just rolls with it. But the real Kyle, naturally, has some concerns. Namely, how it's affecting his feelings towards Cartman. But when he finds out that his horny doppleganger would like to experience a life outside of Cartman's bedroom, they decide to do a Prince and the Pauper style swap.
But will Cartman find out? And would it be the worst thing in the world if he does?
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28 Jun 2026
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Mark has a migraine and Jeremy has some feelings about it. And, if he's being honest with himself, so does Mark. Or - Mark finally gets phantom threaded and is very weird about it
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24 Jun 2026
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Say You Love Me by baileyjoy3
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Jun 2015
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Jotaro might be too shy to show affection when Kakyoin's awake, but when he's asleep, it's another story.
(Otherwise titled: Jotaro is a big shy baby about emotions and Kakyoin really doesn't mind being watched when he's sleeping.)
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22 May 2026
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Craig and Tweek start navigating the difference between making up and making it all up.
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26 Apr 2026
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As a Space Drifter Craig’s life had been quiet and relaxing, just as he liked it. Transporting cargo from A to B with his beloved spaceship ‘The Feldspar’ was all he needed in life.
But when a commission from the Astral Union puts him in the middle of an intergalactic conflict the only way out is through.
or;
Space pirates are a real thing that brings Craig more trouble than they’re worth.
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25 Apr 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of Hidden12378
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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26 Mar 2026
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Craig is a youth pastor working for the local church in South Park. A series of bad events have been plaguing the town, thought to be the result of demon activity. He hates the creatures more than the average person, on account of an incident in his past which made him vow to fight against the devil's offspring and purge them from the human world forever. However, that sentiment gets him into one hell of an adventure when he is called to help investigate the supposed source of the demonic activity with a group of other pastors. He's had the full intention of destroying any demon that may cross his path ever since he became a pastor, so why would this investigation result in anything different from that?
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20 Mar 2026
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“I’m everything your parents hate. I’m poor, I'm rude, and I take up space. I’m nothing like you white picket fence fucks–no offense.”
Butters blinked at him, brows raised in a perpetual confusion.
“Are you sayin’...you want to be my parent's kid instead?”
Kenny burst out into laughter at the mere suggestion of that.
“Hell no! What I mean is-” he sighed, deciding how he should best explain the genius of this plan to Butters. "Date me."
Or: Kenny pretends to be Butters' boyfriend in a scheme to get the Stotch's to stop grounding him.
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- Part 1 of The Carrot and Stick Approach
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23 Feb 2026
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Love's Messy but We Make it Work by littledemon66 for UniqueMemoria, Fenethra
Fandoms: South Park
14 Oct 2020
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Kenny, also known as Mysterion, is dating Butters and is Professor Chaos' rival. There's no way this could possibly be a problem.
AKA my hot take on the Bunny love square
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14 Feb 2026
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Kyle and Cartman wake up to find out they're in each other's bodies. What starts as a completely disastrous day for the both of them, slowly turns into an existential revelation.
Written for day 6 of Kyman Week. The prompts were 'Bodyswap' and 'Fighting'.Series
- Part 6 of Kyman Week 2022
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07 Feb 2026
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Kyle and Cartman didn’t think their Halloween could get much worse than being forced to work the graveyard shift at their local convenience store. However, things take a rather dark turn when they suddenly find themselves being hunted by a terrifying creature lurking in the shadows. Trapped, with seemingly no hope of escape, the two of them end up forced to reveal far more than they’d ever anticipated.
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05 Feb 2026
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Through a series of poor decisions Kyle and Cartman find themselves stranded in the woods all night, handcuffed together, bruised and battered.
They have to work together in order to make it through and the near-death experience sheds new light on their friendship. It leaves Kyle wondering if things will ever be able to go back to the way they used to be, or if he even really wants them to.- Language:
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05 Feb 2026
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The other issue with the parties, Kyle finds, is that they’re often just too goddamn boring. They’re all the same formula. People get drunk, they pull out the games, people hook up, pass out, and then it’s all over social media. And it’s not like the people who hook up with each other ever change it up, no, it’s always the same damn couples. Stan and Wendy are notorious for this. Others include Clyde and Bebe, and Tweek and Kenny. It’s predictable, like reading the final page of the book when you’re really only halfway through.
Perhaps that’s why Kyle is smoking tonight. Usually he only indulges in some drinks, but being plagued by the impending predictability of the evening caused him to want to do something different. He also usually doesn’t escape this far, only going just outside onto the deck or against the side of the house.
It is peaceful, though.
He hears the crunching of twigs and leaves.
Well, it was good while it lasted.
(In which Kyle is tired of the same, old, formulaic, day-to-day shit, and Eric has to remind him that he's the one behind the wheel)
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23 Jan 2026
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A storm threatens to destroy everything Eric can't live without.
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My answer to the age-old question of how the hell Cartman got Kyle and his entire family out of San Francisco all by himself.
(My contribution to Day One of Kyman Week 2019: Canon Moment. Reinvention of the rescue scene from S10E02 Smug Alert.)
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24 Jan 2026
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Harbouring a crush on Kyle, being locked in a room with him should be Eric's idea of heaven. But it really isn't. Not when he's trying to get over his stupid crush, and there is an entire house party chanting outside Clyde's bedroom window demanding that they just kiss already. Eric decides there's only one solution... and that's jumping out the window.
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20 Jan 2026
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In the 3rd grade Kenny dies for the first time.
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18 Jan 2026
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Cartman and Kyle take their first road trip alone for Cartman's birthday. Just even everything seems to be going well, a stroke of jealousy threatens to end their trip early.
***Extremely late submission for Kyman Week 2023 Prompt: First Trip****
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14 Jan 2026
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As if losing a wager with his insufferable younger brother weren't painful enough, Mycroft's dignity suffers a further hit when he's trapped in a room with the object of his affections. It all plays out a bit differently than he fears, however.
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11 Jan 2026
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A Tale of Two Soldiers by batslikepastel for quintessentiallychemical
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
19 Mar 2023
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“Never have I ever kissed someone of the same gender,” Lestrade says with A Look between him and John, and Sherlock is uncomfortably aware of eyes on him as Donovan and the desk sergeant drink.
(Sherlock is frankly surprised that Lestrade himself has never kissed a man, given his inordinate interest in Mycroft, of all people. Oh, God. Not a mental image he needed. He shudders. Delete.)
Take that, Lestrade. He hasn’t drunk and neither has-
“Fuck you, Greg,” John laughs, ruddy-cheeked. He drinks.
The ensuing beat of silence is the longest Sherlock has ever felt.
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It's Christmas, and Sherlock and John are finally flatmates again after the tumultuous events of the previous year. But a sudden revelation about John's sexuality and James Sholto's unexpected presence throw a wrench into Sherlock's plans, and his jealousy threatens to overwhelm him even as John remains blithely oblivious. Their relationship has reached a turning point, and the ball is in John's court now.
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- Part 2 of elementary, my dear! (my johnlock fics)
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11 Jan 2026
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Kyle finds out Cartman is very (like, disturbingly) obsessed with him. And so he decides to make the most of it.
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- Part 1 of CLRB
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11 Jan 2026