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He can never really say no. He pretends, and sometimes it works. All aloof and mean. But he’s soft inside. Like a mouldy fruit, all pungent and ugly by all appearances. Easily crushable if only someone were to pin him down. If only they were to bite in, they’d see how the flesh is still sweet, albeit sickly.
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Majima gets a sunburn.
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14 Jul 2026
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Tenna accidentally says something very important in the middle of a fight.
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- Part 14 of Fluffy July 2026
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14 Jul 2026
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Winter in Kamurocho. Majima is stuck in the office when he receives some photos from Kiryu and Haruka.
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14 Jul 2026
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After a night of heavy drinking, Kiryu wakes up with a terrible hangover. Good thing Majima stayed the night.
Just our good boys looking out for each other.
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13 Jul 2026
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It’s Christmas, and Spamton is trying to work up the courage to give a gift to a certain someone at the ‘TV Time’ staff party.
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10 Jul 2026
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After reconciling, Spamton and Tenna agree to give things one more go.
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10 Jul 2026
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Spamton is bone tired. He can barely keep his eyes open, but he can't go back to his empty room at the mansion. In the silence, there is only ringing. His only hope is the odd solution that Tenna proposes. Maybe this will help him finally sleep.
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03 Jul 2026
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The Adventure of the Doctor and the Duellist by ghostbees (Vernets), mistyzeo
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
01 May 2016
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One unusual case that was unsuitable for publication took place in early September, 1895, some eighteen months after Holmes had returned from what I privately called his Unexpected World Tour: that of Isadora Persano, the well-known journalist and duellist, who was found stark staring mad with a match box in front of him which contained a remarkable worm said to be unknown to science. I took notes during the course of events and will now attempt to realign it into a narrative, but I am certain that this particular puzzle will have to go into the box at Cox & Co. and may not be retrieved until very long hence. The story is simultaneously unsatisfactory and unsuitable, though it demonstrates the quickness of Holmes's deductive talents, but as it resulted in a critical shift in the tone of Holmes's and my partnership I am nonetheless compelled to write it down.
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29 Jun 2026
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you've stitched my childish mouth shut by WrittenInUranium
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
03 May 2026
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Even with his newfound stability, Spamton still struggles with his corrupted code stopping him from saying certain important things. Tenna does his best to help.
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- Part 8 of Couple's Cruise
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29 Jun 2026
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His Consolation Prize by lineslines
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
04 Mar 2026
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Holmes is downbeat after a fruitless day on a case. He requires not so tender care, and Watson is happy to provide it.
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21 Jun 2026
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Unhand Me Not by lineslines
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
16 Jun 2026
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Two men get into a hansom cab. They're not holding hands. Or are they?
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It's the one-year anniversary of the day that Spamton left TV World behind, running away and never coming back.
Tenna has spent the entire day thinking about this, and retreats to a private room once he has finished working; a room which is strictly off-limits to everyone else. Inside, a phone has been left hanging off the hook. After a moment of contemplation, and in spite of the fact that he knows no-one will answer his call, he takes the receiver into his hand and dials the number of his ex-partner.
Meanwhile, in Cyber City, Spamton is sat inside a dumpster when his attention is drawn to an old rotary phone, which he wants to keep nearby. The phone is not connected, and Spamton knows that his immediate thought is illogical... but regardless, he still tries to call a certain CRT.
They both have a lot that they want to talk about, even if they know that their calls aren't connected. They have spent the last year trying to convince themselves that they hate each other; but, deep down, perhaps they still do care...
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I wrote this for Spamtenna Anniversary Week! The prompt that I chose was “Phone Calls”.
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Songs Without Words by EnbyInRed
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
04 Jun 2026
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When Ryunosuke finds himself unable to sleep, he makes his way downstairs to find a strange sight. He and Herlock Sholmes have a long overdue conversation about love, loss, and identity.
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09 Jun 2026
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captive audience by hyptolovian (mirukov)
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
26 May 2026
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“You’re being unusually scant on details, Holmes, even for you.”
To that he is given nothing but a long, sweet smile that leaves him with the distinct impression of danger. Holmes reaches to smooth the lining of his jacket, righting his tie along the way. “Ah, well. If you had a less honest face, perhaps I would be less inclined towards surprising you.”
Yuujin looks away. “I think the opposite would occur. You would see a challenge.”
Holmes hums a laugh. “You may be right about that. Do forgive my theatrics, Mikotoba.”
Holmes takes Yuujin out to the theatre. Kind of.
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- Part 4 of zine works
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09 Jun 2026
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Been together long? by rainbowperson
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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Humans had always assumed this or that about them and would continue to do so. It didn't matter.
Did it?Five times humans through the ages assume Crowley is Aziraphale's lover. Five times Aziraphale has all kinds of complicated feelings about it. And once... well, Crowley's perspective on the situation.
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01 Jun 2026
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Mock dialogue in Castle Town from Spamton And Tenna, behind the computers in Queen's room. Tenna seems to have learned what an email is!
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31 May 2026
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Angels are not supposed to feel any negative emotions, however, as Crawly has come to learn, Aziraphale is not a typical angel. As they sit here, contemplating the horizon, and pondering the meaning of being lonely together, he starts hearing quiet sniffles to his side and something within him itches to reach out.
But how does one dry an angel’s tears?
Set directly after the Job minisode.
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26 May 2026
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And with those words, eyes half-shut and with his contented smile still in place, hardly thinking about what he was doing, Crawly took Aziraphale’s free hand and kissed his knuckles softly.
Four times Crowley kissed Aziraphale, and once he knew it was the last time. (Or was it?)
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26 May 2026
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Angels and demons really shouldn’t offer comfort to each other. Aziraphale and Crowley do it anyway, albeit awkwardly.
Or: five times Aziraphale and Crowley comforted each other, awkwardly.
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26 May 2026
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Places to Be by anna_sun for MaryFlanner
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Dec 2025
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“Morning, angel.”
Aziraphale’s stubborn when he wants to be, and right now what he wants is to keep the kiss going.
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26 May 2026