Der_Guerkchen_Boss
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Inside of Logan there's two wolves; one is insecure and jealous and whispers poisonous lies about infidelity into his ear, the other is scolding him for even thinking that Wade would ever do something like that and to man up and get over himself. But Wade has been sneaky and avoidant for over a week now, and Logan can't help but worry.
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- Part 3 of Love me, tenderly & violently
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It's the first week after leaving the Void behind. Logan's just trying to become a better man and get used to this new life.
But that also means confronting his feelings towards Wade.
Because what happened in the Odyssey must NOT stay in the Odyssey.
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- Part 2 of Love me, tenderly & violently
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I need a man who can keep me satisfied (You better prove that my faith is justified) by Der_Guerkchen_Boss
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
03 Oct 2024
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It must’ve been when Wade’s blood dripped onto his teeth and down his tongue where he could taste that delicious metallic tang that awoke something truly feral and animalistic in him; a rush of thoughts, feelings and repressed fantasies washed through him. Something was screaming “we’re perfect for each other,” something else was yelling “you’re fucked up and you should stop before this escalates even more.”
Then he launched Wade through the skylight of the car, and in the few seconds of quiet reprieve, he came to a conclusion.
He was gonna fuck that loud mouthed idiot.
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- Part 1 of Love me, tenderly & violently
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Against all odds, Rigg passes his test.
And while he now has to rework all of his carefully laid out plans, Detective Mark Hoffman finds himself with the opportunity for an apprentice of his own...
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“It’s his goal. Those three simple words. If he could get to hear them once, could let the reality of their meaning and spoken existence occupy his mind for only a few indiscernible moments, then maybe, Vox could learn to see the appeal of this god forsaken holiday. He might even learn to ‘love’ it too.”
Or: Vox hates Valentine’s Days. His prick of a ‘wife’ is just too damn hard to please.
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- Part 1 of Soft Literature and Gnashing Teeth
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30 Mar 2026
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• If you had asked Valentino this fine hellish morning what his day would look like, he wouldn’t have thought it possible in a million years it would end with him posing on a pole to prove a point to his dumbass employees. Especially when aforementioned employees were the ones actually supposed to pole dance for him. •
By happenstance, Val finds himself pole dancing for Vox. Things do get spicy from there on.
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10 Mar 2026
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Val sits on Vox's new face for the ultimate stress test.
kinktober day 4
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- Part 6 of Helluva/Hazbin Kinktober 2024
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02 Mar 2026
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Vox doesn't like visiting his new business partner during shoots, but sometimes sacrifices need to be made. However, the reality of watching Valentino perform in person proves far more difficult than he expected it to be.
Can Vox compose himself enough to push through this?
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14 Feb 2026
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What Is Enough (Language of Love) by hazbeing (writtenwordsaloud) for Metalhairband
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Dec 2025
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In the wake of Vox's failed plans, Valentino keeps his family together.
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27 Jan 2026