Definitively_Different_Drivel
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Domination Conflagration by Definitively_Different_Drivel, sugareey
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 May 2026
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Stiles' first thought was oh fuck.
Stiles' second thought was, why the hell is that rabbit glaring at me?
FUCK was his third thought as the rabbit lunged.
In which Derek startles Stiles awake in the middle of the dream, resulting in Stiles' spark turning them into a rabbit and a cat respectively.
Complicated questions of dominance follow, along with a resolution to said questions (and of course, smut!).
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Screaming fabric stretched across Derek's skin. Damn though, those were pecs of truth, pinched and perky and perfectly poised beneath altogether too thin fabric. He'd need to take it up with Shakira, because yeah her hips didn't lie but clearly they weren't bastions of veracity like Derek's chest, and— shit.
Derek's eyebrows grew stormier, like a pair of little thunderclouds, ready to rain on Stiles' tight-shirt parade, only without water, because life wasn't fair, demonstrated by the fact that his thoughts were now occupied by visions of Derek's t-shirt, soaked, wet, and wrapped like latex as the sight of tan skin seeped through and—
Shit. What was he thinking about again?
"You remember what happened last time you got me into a shirt this tight, don't you?"
In which Stiles shrinks Derek's clothes and gets caught. Derek gets some very creative revenge.
It ends, of course, in smut.
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(If Your Body Matches) What Your Eyes Can Do by Definitively_Different_Drivel for ahhhnorealnamesallowed
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
20 Mar 2026
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Stiles licked his lips in anticipation. Derek's eyes tracked the movement for just a moment then he cursed; the car swerved. Stiles gripped the sumptuous interior while the car righted itself beneath Derek's capable hands.
The vehicle screeched to a halt in front of a tall, forbidding bit of architecture but Stiles didn't care. He was too distracted by the hand palming his crotch, by the face filling his field of view, by the lips pressing in against his, raging, ravenous.
Just unabashedly horny sex as a followup to my Paralyzer ficlet, (I Seem To Be) Struck By You. You'll probably wanna read that one first.
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Have You Tried Not Being An Asshole? by Definitively_Different_Drivel
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Mar 2026
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"Hello, this is Stiles with Open Door installer support, who am I speaking with and how can I help you?" he rattled off, lightning-fast. Fast or not, it still counted as asking for their name for QA purposes.
"Derek." He rattled off customer information, then gave the most non-answer ever. "Door's not working."
Stiles paused, pondering. Sounds like Peter found some poor schmucks to act as employees again. He wondered how long the new batch would last. Stiles braced himself for newbitude. Derek was gonna learn some fuckin things.
"What have you tried so far?"
In which Stiles is an access control tech support rep, Derek is an on-site tech dealing with nightmare installs, and Peter is a condescending dick.
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Stiles still seemed confused. "I don't get why you look so upset. I thought you'd be happy."
"Happy." Derek bit out.
"Yeah. You can stick around again. No more smelling shitty pinning Stiles. No more pack meetings where I make everything awkward. No more, you know, clumsy asinine attempts at flirting and friendship. No more dancing around the elephant in the room. The elephant has officially been put down. Dead and buried. No more elephants."
Derek swallowed hard. "What if I told you I didn't actually dislike that elephant?"
"I wouldn't believe you. Look, I get it if this hurts your ego, but you gotta get over yourself. Look on the sunny side of life, you know?"
In which an accidental blood offering to the fae results in a boon that removes all those pesky emotions regarding Derek. The boon is permanent unless removed before Stiles falls in love again. With a strange suitor sucking up Stiles' attention, will Derek solve the puzzle in time, or will Stiles fall in love and forever be incapable of feeling when Derek is on his mind?
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Struck by you - what your eyes can do by Definitively_Different_Drivel
Fandom Teen Wolf (TV)
28 Sep 2025
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Stiles is pretty sure that soulmates aren't a real thing. Sue him, he's a romantic. Which means that he doesn't believe that love is predetermined by the stars, or the fates, or any bullshit like that. There's no way a magic spell exists that can order up love like it's a large pepperoni with extra mushrooms. Stiles thinks - no, he knows - that love is decision you make. One that you keep making, every day.
And even if soulmates were a real thing, he definitely wouldn't be Derek Hale's.
But on the off chance Derek does have a soulmate - someone out there who could finally make him happy in the way he deserves to be happy - Stiles might as well try the stupid spell. He's going to find whoever that is if it kills him.
Bookmarked by Definitively_Different_Drivel
16 Jun 2026
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Delightful ludicrous fun with vibrant kickass OC side characters. Speedruns a gamut of soulmate tropes because the spell recognizes that our boys be the big dumb and need a frying pan to the face instead of the advertised subtly. 15/10 would and want to absofuckinglutely read again.
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[Podfic] Doodles by Definitively_Different_Drivel by Squishyowlbear
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Mar 2026
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Screaming fabric stretched across Derek's skin. Damn though, those were pecs of truth, pinched and perky and perfectly poised beneath altogether too thin fabric. He'd need to take it up with Shakira, because yeah her hips didn't lie but clearly they weren't bastions of veracity like Derek's chest, and— shit.Derek's eyebrows grew stormier, like a pair of little thunderclouds, ready to rain on Stiles' tight-shirt parade, only without water, because life wasn't fair, demonstrated by the fact that his thoughts were now occupied by visions of Derek's t-shirt, soaked, wet, and wrapped like latex as the sight of tan skin seeped through and—
Shit. What was he thinking about again?
"You remember what happened last time you got me into a shirt this tight, don't you?"
In which Stiles shrinks Derek's clothes and gets caught. Derek gets some very creative revenge.
It ends, of course, in smut.
Bookmarked by Definitively_Different_Drivel
30 May 2026
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Stiles looks up. Slowly. “Holy shit,” he says. The tentacle is attached to more tentacles which are attached to a giant glowing squid thing. “That is not the droid we were looking for.”
Bookmarked by Definitively_Different_Drivel
28 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Yes. Also the Stiles narrative voice is like top fucking tier here, like hot damn!
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Stiles hasn't been back to Beacon Hills in years, but when he senses Something is Up, he makes the decision to go back to help out. Filled with anxiety, he heads back to the trauma filled nightmare that is his hometown, ready to protect his pack, the love of his life and his son.
This fic takes huge liberties with the plot of the movie, featuring Sterek who are idiots in love, a magical, BAMF Stiles, and a demon masquerading as the Nogitsune.
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Standing next to not-Derek – whoa, holding not-Derek’s hand? – is someone who looks remarkably like Stiles. Is Stiles, a slightly-altered replica, just like this guy both is and isn't Derek.
It’s not like looking into a mirror – one, because looking into a mirror actually makes some kind of sense, and two, because not-Stiles looks older too, mid twenties maybe. And the tips of his short, spiky hair are dark purple, and he’s got a lip ring and he’s shirtless and covered in tattoos and what the holy hell?
“Time travel?" He's sufficiently freaked. Somewhere in the back of his mind, he hears his dad laughing.
“Not exactly,” not-Derek says, and shit, even his voice sounds exactly the same, disconcertingly gentle. He gestures behind him, and Stiles looks over his shoulder, where behind him, scattered across the porch and in the front yard, are more…Dereks and more Stileses.
Fourteen total, including the two at the door, he notes distantly, eyes feeling like they’re about to pop out of his head from bulging so hard.
Seven other Dereks. Seven other Stileses.
Seven Derek and Stiles pairs.
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Bookmarked by Definitively_Different_Drivel
17 Mar 2026
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The kickass one with the multiple Sterek pairs that has lived rent free in my brain for years and will no doubt live there forever more happily filling space as one of my favorite fics ever