11 Works by DefinatelyANormalCat

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    Upon the cusp of the Immortal Alliance Conference, Yue Qingyuan invites Shen Qingqiu to attend a diplomatic meeting with him and Shen Qingqiu surprises them both by saying yes.
    He expects it to be a dry, droll experience, but it proves to be anything but as Shen Qingqiu finds that Yue Qingyuan makes for surprisingly fun company! Meanwhile, Yue Qingyuan discovers that night hunts do more to thaw Shen Qingqiu’s icy exterior than even the warmest of teas!
    Everyone has secrets, though...and regrets. If they are ever to walk together into a new, brighter future, Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan must first shake off the chains of their pasts—or else they might yet be dragged down into an abyss of their enemies’ making.

    Or…

    Shen Qingqiu had always loved Yue Qingyuan as a character, a fondness that persisted after his transmigration. Even if in person the man could be a little… dull, sometimes.
    However, when they embark together on a series of outings, they discover sparks of unexpected chemistry. Turns out, doing literally anything but sit awkwardly over tea makes for much better relationship building! Who’d’ve thought?

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    While on vacation in the Northern Wastes, Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun run afoul of a wife plot, of the Particularly Potent Towards Demons variety! Now, normally this would not be a problem, seeing as how they are quite married and quite sexually active! There's just one, small problem. The only cure to this particular wife plot...

    Is Dual Cultivation with a Heavenly Demon.

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    When custody of Tianlang Jun is transferred from Zhao Hua Monastery to Cang Qiong Mountain, in light of the demon’s recovery and subsequent desire to be more free with his actions and indulgences, Yue Qingyuan resigns himself to a life upheaved. After all, none but the illustrious Sect Leader of Cang Qiong Mountain could ever hope to best Tianlang Jun in combat, and thus none but he could serve as escort and overseer as the demon reacquaints himself with the world.
    And while he’s not wrong - Tianlang Jun upheaves the peaceful mundanity of Yue Qingyuan’s life more effectively than an earthquake - he finds that he doesn't hate it as much as he expects.

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    There are many words Tianlang Jun would use to describe the Sect Leader of Cang Qiong. Strong. Noble. Tall. Handsome. Loyal. Perhaps naïve or foolhardy.
    And while he would not have dismissed words like cute, sweet, or shy, they had not been near his top descriptors. He’s since come to correct this oversight, while also adding two new descriptors to Yue Qingyuan:
    Soft. And Broken.

    Or…

    Five times Tianlang Jun invaded Yue Qingyuan’s personal space, and one time Yue Qingyuan invaded Tianlang Jun’s.

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    It was an offhand comment, made by Sha Hualing, that started it. Little more than an afterthought, tossed to the air as one might throw an old, tattered cloak.
    “Are you ever going to claim that Omega cultivator, Junshang?”

    Or

    BingQiu realize they have a mutual crush on a certain Omega War God. They decide to do something about it.

    (Written for the BingLiu Server gift exchange)

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    1/1
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    3
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    40
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    737
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    125
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    6,414
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    While Luo Binghe certainly did not intend to find himself in yet another version of reality; with yet another version of his Shizun and yet another version of his old sect; he is nothing if not resourceful. And this accident seems to have presented him with an opportunity, one he fully intends to take advantage of.

    Though he has no idea just how many possibilities have been laid before his feet.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    19
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    158
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    11
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    1,113
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    It was not Liu Qingge’s intention to get engaged to the recently risen Emperor of the Demon Realm. Regardless, it happened, and it might not result in as big of a disaster as previously assumed…

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    37
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    334
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    64
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    3,192
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    Most cultivators need no excuse to kill a demon, and a great number of them would gladly track one across vast stretches of country to ensure its demise.

    However, Luo Binghe has yet to encounter one stupid enough to leap into strange portals to the demon realm for the sake of ensuring a demon’s death. Until today, apparently…

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    1/1
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    15
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    203
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    17
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    2,143
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    Luo Binghe is not a man used to the taste of defeat. Victory, once sweet, had become a stale flavor on his tongue. Losing to that lesser copy of himself had served as a sharp reminder of how foul defeat felt in his throat.

    He was also not a man used to making errors, though it seemed fate was determined to reacquaint him with a great many things as of late.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    10
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    161
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    8
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    1,781
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    As a heavenly demon, Luo Binghe’s body doesn’t retain many scars. Only the one he chooses to keep remains, leaving his skin otherwise unblemished. Liu Qingge is a different story.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13
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    188
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    9
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    1,507
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    He felt pressure, and tearing, and then it was over as quickly as it started. Luo Binghe let him go and forcefully kicked him, sending them rolling in opposite directions. Liu Qingge’s shoulder screamed as he forced himself upright. The hand of his opposing arm flew up to it.
    He felt warm stickiness seeping over his fingers, and the shifting of a ghastly wound. His mouth dropped open in shock as he looked across at Luo Binghe, who for his part seemed just as shocked and appalled at himself as Liu Qingge.
    “You fucking bit me!”

    Or,

    Five times Luo Binghe bit Liu Qingge, and one time he returned the favor.

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    English
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    6,393
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    753
    Bookmarks:
    125
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    6,752
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    Many demonic traditions call for the offering of a prize when forging an alliance. These prizes take many forms, and Luo Binghe has received countless. Jewels, weapons, gold, clothing, rare beasts and delicacies, prisoners and even occasional body parts.
    Yet, never before has he been offered his own husband.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    495
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    4,579

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