DeanIsABottomDamnit
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When the preschool director mistakes them for a couple, Dean and Cas decide to play along to avoid awkwardness. As they pretend to be a loving pair, they're forced to navigate the challenges of hiding their true feelings from each other. But as they fake romantic gestures and affection, the lines between reality and fantasy start to blur. Will their fake relationship become the catalyst for real feelings, or will it drive them further apart?
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but it's just not the same (because you're a man) by DeanIsABottomDamnit
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
12 Apr 2024
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Dean is having a hard time showing physical intimacy because he's in a relationship with another man. It would be easier if one of them were a girl... so what if he pretends?
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It's honestly just straight porn, including your very own panty kink, dysfunctional dick, pretty boys, and hard fucking.
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The relationship between cas and dean seen through texts, through the years
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Prompt-I want Dean to be an army mechanic/engineer fixing military vehicles etc. He's presented late, at like 20. Everyone thought he'd be an alpha or beta because of his size. Cas should have a darkish streak, in terms of taking what he wants whenever he wants it, sexually, from omegas. Any omega he has as a partner will be thoroughly dominated and sexually owned/objectified. So after Dean presented as omega, he hid it, blockers, suppressants the works. Binded down newly developing breasts... So low self worth, thinks he's a freak, hates the curves he can see under his baggy clothes, hates his breasts, compensates with his brash, mouthy attitude. Cas can be a Commander or head engineer. He spots Dean, they hit it off, have been "frienemies" for about 3-4 years, Cas doesn't know Dean's an Omega., thinks he's a mouthy beta he wouldn't mind putting in his place. Secretly in love with each other. I want Cas entering a rut and triggering Deans heat. Dean takes off in terror. Cas chases in full alpha-ed out hunt mode. Sex happens, obviously.
Just read the damn fic.
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- Part 3 of Alternative Universe
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These series include Cas or Dean as various creatures, fucking each other. Prompts are welcome.
P.S There is a high chance of bestiality in here, so if that's not your cup of tea then get out as soon as possible.- Words:
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This series contains fics set in the alternative universe. Prompts are highly welcome and encouraged.
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“So,” Buck says, head spinning. He’s really feeling the alcohol now. They definitely should have eaten something before drinking. “No women.”
Eddie fumbles as he sets the bottle down on his bedside table. “No women.”
“What about men?” Buck blurts, which is—crazy, because again: neither of them are gay.
They’re just two straight guys. Two straight guys in Eddie’s bed, tipsy, and—and Eddie doesn’t want to sleep with women. Which means nothing.
Beside him, Eddie goes preternaturally still. “I would know, if I—you know.”
“Okay.” Buck’s hands twitch at his sides. “I—yeah. Me too.”
Then, very seriously, Eddie turns to look at him. “If I were gay, you would be my first call.”
Warmth blooms in Buck’s chest. Eddie’s so nice to him. “Dude,” he says, touched. “You’d be my first call too.”
Or: a story set in season 2 featuring tequila, Just The Tip, and, finally, a kiss.
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- Part 14 of ejo + 911
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Bookmarked by DeanIsABottomDamnit
03 Jul 2026
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Eddie decides to take a risk. He's a grown man. He can ask Buck out on a date. What could possibly go wrong?
Three weeks later, clutching a comatose Buck's hand and waiting for him to wake up from a traumatic brain injury, Eddie gets his answer.
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Bookmarked by DeanIsABottomDamnit
29 Jun 2026
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Introducing (Once Again) Mr. and Mr. United States by ara_the_jedi (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jul 2020
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“HE’S BEAUTY HE’S GRACE HE’S MISTER UNITED STATES!” “Bucky, what the [bleeped]…?”
Bucky Barnes remembers little of his existence. But the Internet at large holds clues and speculations to things he might not have recalled on his own.
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22 Jun 2026
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“Didn’t know you were seeing someone.”
Buck just laughs. Like, honest to god giggles. Eddie is stuck fighting off doubly massive waves of butterflies and confusion, all while Buck just gazes down at him.
“That’s cute,” he hears Buck mumble, just before climbing into the truck, calling Eddie after him.
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or, everyone knows eddie is dating buck except for eddie, literally.
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21 Jun 2026
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“I think I know a secret,” Theo says, voice now softened to a whisper.
“Oh, you do?” Theo beckons him forward, so Chris makes a big show of leaning towards him.
“Buck and Eddie make each other happy,” Theo whispers. “They’re married.”
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Buck and Eddie are not married. They really should be, though. Chris and Theo help with that.
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20 Jun 2026