Dead_Clever



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    Shen Jiu, as he decides to call himself nine shichen after waking up alone in a field, has no memory of the man he used to be. Thankfully, he’s taken in by a bumbling but well meaning fool that seems overly interested in looking after his health and happiness. Shen Yuan has a luxurious estate, enough money and power to be forever comfortable, and no pesky spouses to take his attention up.

    Shen Jiu would be an idiot not to marry this man and secure his own future, and secure it he certainly will. By any means necessary.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    If Shen Qingqiu knows one thing, it’s that Airplane-Shooting-Towards-The-Sky is a hack author who will steal ideas from anywhere. Even horror movies.

    Luckily, cultivators are pretty good at fighting back.

    [Shang Qinghua takes a long, long look at his face and says, thoughtfully, “Actually I think I feel a bit sorry for the demon now.”]

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Shen Yuan’s smugness lasted up until Shen Qingqiu whisked him off to the Bamboo House, where Shen Yuan was meant to brew and serve his shizun his first pot of tea as official head disciple. Shen Qingqiu didn’t dump it on his head, thankfully, but he did give Shen Yuan a rather unnerving warning:

    “If you have the nerve to present qianyuan in the future, this master will make sure you regret it for the rest of your life.”

    Yikes! What the hell was someone supposed to say to that? Got it, I’ll make sure to control this completely uncontrollable fact of nature? Talk about unfair!

    Shen Yuan transmigrates into a cannon-fodder NPC in an omegaverse version of PIDW. He tries his best to make the most of it—with a few stumbling blocks along the way.

    Look, he doesn’t need to know all the ins and outs of omegaverse customs, right?

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    19 Jun 2026

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    ‘Alright, fine,’ huffs Wei Ying, blowing out his cheeks. He adjusts his grip on the smooth hilt of the sword, as cold as wet stone beneath his palm. ‘How do I give this back to you?’
    ‘I must trade with you something of equal worth,’ says the strange man.
    ‘Uh. Okay.’ Wei Ying rubs his forehead with his free hand. ‘How about your name? Your real name.’ In case he needs to file a police report or stalk this beautiful, scary man on google or something.
    The man looks even more angry. He pulls his shoulders back and draws himself to his full height, which is rather impressive and forces Wei Ying to tip his chin up slightly.
    ‘My name is Lan Zhan,’ the man says.
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    (The one where it’s a dark academia AU - only it’s not.)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Obito Uchiha will admit that he used to be a supervillain.

    Thankfully, a time-traveling ghost cured him of that. He now has a new plan for world peace: kidnap Sakura Haruno, teach her the Mokuton, and start a hidden village of peace and love. A child utopia will definitely save them all. If not, mass brainwashing stays Plan B.

    In which the best revenge is living well, and one-upping Kakashi Hatake.

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    06 Jun 2026