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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    “This is Ilya. Rozanov,” Shane tells the nurse, maybe a little bit louder than necessary. “He’s my teammate. Not anything else.”

    Ilya frowns again. His husband is acting very strangely.

    “Sure, Mr. Hollander,” the nurse says, giving Ilya a wink. “Don’t worry. Your secret is safe with me.”

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    Shane gets some dental work done and forgets he and Ilya aren’t already out. He tries to convince everyone they’re not actually married. He does a pretty terrible job.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Bood:
    Have you looked through our schedule yet?

    Rozanov:
    Shane is dissecting it now
    I know better than to interrupt calendar time
    Or I won’t get my reward

    Bood:
    Not touching that
    Look at our first road day off

    Rozanov:
    Are we going to be stuck in Winnipeg for three days again?
    I will sue

    Hollander:
    Oh God

    Rozanov:
    What???

    Bood:
    We have a day and a half off in Las Vegas
    On Halloween
    Y’all are sorting out the bail funds right? With all that endorsement money

    Hollander:
    Maybe it won’t be that bad?
    Our guys party a lot less than the rest of the league

    Rozanov:
    You have met Bergy and Young, yes?

    Bood:
    Don’t forget Pointy
    And Dillon
    Honestly Haasy could be a wild card too
    Rozanov:
    Do not worry Shane
    Will be good practice for having kids, yes?
    Drunk hockey players are just large toddlers

    Hollander:
    It’s going to be a nightmare

    Bood:
    Lmao yep we’re so cooked 😂

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    The Centaurs have a night off in Las Vegas on Halloween. It goes about as well as one would expect. Told through group chats and social media posts

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Hayden opened the door with a baby under his arm, ass pointed toward his visitors, Shane and Ilya. An ass that was covered in green baby shit. And so were the legs. And arms.

    Rozanov with Shane didn’t automatically piss him off, despite what Shane might think. Probably because he was too tired to be anticipatorially mad about whatever the man was destined to say to intentionally piss him off.

    “Ok, whatever,” Hayden said, looking from Shane to Rozanov, frowning at the latter and walked away from them with the door still open.

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    OR: Everything is gross and Ilya Rozanov is at the door. It gets worse from there. Ilya Rozanov's existence makes Hayden mad.

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  5. Public Bookmark 71

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