D_M_Nealey
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Harry Potter and the Mirror of... Noitcifnaf Enasni? by D_M_Nealey
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Doctor Dolittle Series - Hugh Lofting, Norse Religion & Lore, The Hobbit - All Media Types
08 Jul 2026
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Harry and Ron find and look into a very different mirror that Christmas holiday...
A collection of Harry Potter–themed one-shots and fanfic ideas that never went anywhere. Some are parodies, some were originally written for Reddit prompts, and some are half-finished stories that started strong but collapsed the moment I realized I had no idea what came next.
A fair few are just parodies or half-parodies that shouldn’t be taken too seriously. Harry and Ron certainly aren't going to!
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A Hobbit and a Dragon (But Not the One You're Thinking of) by D_M_Nealey
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Jul 2026
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Bilbo Baggins gets separated from his friends in the goblin tunnels beneath the Misty Mountains, when he meets Lynessa Flamehair; a chatty, cheerful, and probably quite insane girl who sings odd songs, talks in a peculiar way, carries a magical satchel that gives her "what she needs, not necessarily what she wants"... and is all too happy to help Bilbo escape the mountains and find his friends again.
The Company’s quest is about to take a very different turn than anyone could have foreseen.
Bilbo has many questions he’s not sure there are answers to. Gandalf has many plans he won’t talk about. Thorin has many suspicions he’s all too willing to talk about. Bofur has a new flute. And Lynessa has many secrets… the kind that can fly and breathe fire.
Oh, and there’s this gold ring Bilbo picked up in the goblin tunnels as well. But that’s probably not important.
A canon-divergent AU based mainly on Tolkien’s original book, but with some aspects from the movies. (Yes, the eagles talk in this one.)
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Seven Favours for Harry Potter by D_M_Nealey
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Faerie Folklore
21 May 2025
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When Hagrid learned that the baby he had just rescued from the ruins of Godric’s Hollow was “marked for death”, he made a bargain with his aunt, Lady Vidia of the Spring Court of Faerie: Seven times, whenever young Harry Potter needed it most, Lady Vidia would come to his aid and give him whatever he needed.
But favours from the Fae always come with unexpected consequences…
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All Holly Potter wanted was to know was what strange and mysterious secret was hidden in that cupboard under the stairs, which her aunt and uncle never let her go near... and what did it have to do with "those lesbian freaks" Aunt Petunia would complain about?
(Total AU, in which 90% of the magical world is female.)
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Yukari's brother drops by.
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08 Jul 2026
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Just a few souvenirs by Tarrick
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Feb 2024
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Nori gets caught trying to take some souvenirs from Rivendell and now Thorin must either clean up Nori's mess or leave Nori behind while he and his company continue to the Lonely Mountain without him.
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03 Jul 2026
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Dragons Are to Be Reckoned With by Viwiel
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
20 Sep 2025
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Buffy Summers lost everything once. Now, stranded in Middle-earth, she's kept to herself for years. When Gandalf pleads her to join Thorin’s quest, she reluctantly agrees.
(Or, the one where a dimensionally displaced Slayer finds herself stuck playing babysitter to thirteen stubborn Dwarves, a lone Hobbit, and one overly dramatic Wizard on a quest that leads them from one peril to another.)
Bookmarked by D_M_Nealey
01 Jul 2026
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In Which Shadowjack Watches Sailor Moon by Shadowjack
Fandoms: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime & Manga)
25 Sep 2009
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It was supposed to be a simple reaction thread, as I watched Sailor Moon for the first time...
...it rapidly mutated into a full-bore, cross-media, ship filled, fourth-wall obliterating parody rewrite, done episode by episode on the fly, never knowing what jokes would be invalidated by the next episode's revelations.
"I am the terror, that trips in the night! I am the pebble in the high-heeled boot of crime! I AM SAILOR MOON!"
Originally posted on RPG.net since 2009, now being rehosted here. Includes the cartoons, and links back to the original discussion threads. (31 MAY 2020: Currently up to Episode 24.)
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15 Jun 2026
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A kinky sapphic trans novel about becoming a fairie’s pet and a video game’s victim.
Both of these synopsis contradict each other. Both are true.
Faonari is an elven adventurer in the fantasy world of Reverie who has recently become afflicted by a Realitycurse. Haunted by visions of a modern world where magic isn’t real and people are forced to work through chronic pain by transphobic bosses. Thankfully Aurelia, a beautiful manipulative fairie fey, knows just how to help her. Unfortunately it involves conditioning, experimenting, flirting, predatory deal making, taking her soul, and turning her into a bonded enthralled familiar.
Meanwhile. In a modern world similar to our own, Reverie is trans girl Riley’s favorite VR game. Thanks to a patented drug, it feels like she’s really Faonari. Lately though, she’s been having strange interactions with a fairie npc. As she falls deeper into Aurelia’s clutches it begins to feel like maybe Reverie is the real world, instead of this one. After all, it sure beats the rest of her life.
More info at https://readreverie.com/
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11 Jun 2026