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    “Mmmph mpdsj pfgh.”

    He gives Wade’s shoulder a squeeze and a shake. “Ok, now try telling me instead of the pillow, Space Cowboy.”

    One angry eye peeks out as Wade cranes his neck just far enough to peer past a cushion Peter hadn’t even realized was removable. He’ll have to confirm that later. Sometimes Wade likes to… modify things and forget to mention it. He’s pretty sure normal people who marry other normal, non-mercenaries never have to worry about throwing stars stashed in couch pillows.

    “I said,” Wade enunciates petulantly. “Everyone thinks you’re fucking the human zippo.” 

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    Wade is feeling a little homicidally insecure about their relationship. Peter fixes it by doing what he does best.

    Written for Spider-Man Bingo square: Coming Out, and
    Trope Bingo square: Happily Married.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Peter Parker sells his photographs of Spider-Man to the Bugle to afford his rent. Wade Wilson finds out and wants Peter to supply him with more... intimate photographs of their mutual friend. Peter can't afford to turn him down, but he never expected to find it quite as intoxicating as he does.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    "How do you know my name?" Wade asked, keeping his voice light as he cocked the gun. The boys body tensed at the click of the metal, sitting up he stared at Wade sombrely, his gaze slightly unfocused.

    "Wade, don't do that. put it away," he looked tired. His hair sticking up and eyes still red from crying earlier.

    "Better start talking baby boy," Wade said lightly, his voice sharp

    "It's me, Peter," the boy said frowning at Wade in confusion.

    "I don't know a peter."

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    17 May 2026

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    In which Fury tasks the Avengers with arresting Deadpool, and Peter is the most likely option for finding him. They used to work together, and the merc was notoriously difficult to find. Peter would have the most information. What they didn't know was that Peter's been married to the man for years.

    Peter really, really thought they knew, it's not like he was subtle about it.

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    05 May 2026

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    One night after patrol, Spidey falls asleep on Deadpools shoulder, and Wade carries him down to his apartment to sleep it off. When Wade wakes up, its to Peter snuggling on top of him, wanting a kiss, because he figures if he can trust Wade while he sleeps, he can certainly trust him with his heart.

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    30 Apr 2026