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People’s chatters are a constant, albeit unimportant at best. Father Castiel’s flock is pious and kind but they are simple people, and simple is the land, and simple are their lives. Castiel doesn’t blame people for being people. They have become more available for the word of God ever since he took over the local church after Father Benjamin’s foreseeable yet saddening passing. Yes, good people they are. But what they need is a strong, faithful hand to guide them and keep them from growing astray.
A stranger visits their town, one day.
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24 May 2026
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Castiel is John's friend and becomes fixated with his son Dean. The main thing is that as Castiel spirals into obsession Dean isn't scared but rather likes it and encourages it.
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- Part 5 of Monster Destiel AUs
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15 May 2026
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“I haven’t really been to a wedding where I’ve, uh… let loose. But, hey,” Dennis shrugged, “maybe I’m doing it wrong.”
“If I hadn’t already agreed to go to this conference, I’d offer to go with you,” Robby said casually. “Show you how it’s done. I’ve got a good track record as a plus-one, too.” Dennis had to say something. To interrupt. To shut this down. But what was he supposed to say? No, you can’t be my plus one, because I lied about my cousin, and there is no wedding, and it seems a little weird to bring a date to a fucking funeral– “Apparently parents love it when you bring home a doctor.”
And just like that, the bubble popped.
“I’m not gay,” Dennis snapped.
He had never hated the sound of his own voice as much as he did right then.
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Or, Dennis is anxiously headed home for a "wedding" in Broken Bow, Nebraska, the details of which are increasingly fuzzy. Robby's got a medical conference in Omaha that same weekend. So they carpool. Seventeen hours both ways in an enclosed space with no way out except a tuck and roll. This'll go great.- Language:
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06 May 2026
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Sam finds Castiel in his dreams. Dean told him about that, but he never expected to experience it firsthand. It’s not at all like he imagined.
Excerpt:"Sam blinks when the first drop hits his lashes. He wipes his face; it feels sticky, thick, and nothing like water. When he looks at his hand, he sees that it’s blood. That can’t mean anything good."
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02 May 2026
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Closer to Heaven and Closer to You by Epiphanyx7 for sunspot (unavoidedcrisis)
Fandoms: Supernatural
24 Dec 2009
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Castiel is an angel. And angels don't have emotions.
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29 Apr 2026