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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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A sheriff's station isn't the worst place in the world to be during the zombie apocalypse. Not even when you're behind bars when it starts, if you're resourceful enough to get yourself out of the cell.
Rolling with Deputy Do-Good Grimes isn't your first choice, considering you're part of one of Atlanta's biggest motorcycle gangs, but you'll take what you can get in the way of help to get back to Atlanta. A few familiar faces make the question of what the hell you're going to do next a lot easier choice to make. If, that is, you can let the past go and focus on the future.
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- Part 1 of Rock and Roll, It Will Survive
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03 Mar 2021
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Seven years post war, Hermione is successful and happy, but one event, a dark spell - blood magic, will turn her world upside down. Join us on her journey when the fates give her more romance than she can handle.
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12 Oct 2019
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So this is an elaboration on the Cheesevember story I wrote for the prompt "elevator meeting." I've taken the original one-shot and started a full story, thanks to the brainstorming assistance of anarchycox.
The original summary:
Eggsy is a shy young man rendered almost speechless by years of abuse by his ex-stepfather. He starts his first day at Merlin Software by getting stuck in an elevator with a handsome Scottish man.
That original one-shot can be found here:
Talk to MeAs always, I am zebraljb on Tumblr although I'm kinda shy like Eggsy over there. But come say hi. :)
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- Part 1 of Speak Love
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15 Feb 2019
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No Longer Alone by SamDragneel (SamFullbuster) for anxiety_driven, Fanlove, Almost_Human, kiarra-elle (whyskeyeyes), MzAnonymous24
Fandoms: Fast and the Furious Series, The Fast and the Furious (2001)
13 Aug 2018
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What if Brian had revealed the truth that night in the garage?
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- Part 1 of Baby O'Conner
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15 Oct 2018