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    In which Ilya comes back to room fourteen ten.

     

    Canon divergent from, and following directly after, s01e01 when Ilya leaves Shane's hotel room. Contains Ilya being a provocative dick, Shane being unable to resist rising (ha) to it, too much discussion of chicken, some David Attenborough, Shane negotiating his feelings and interpersonal relationships with all his classic suavity and skill, and as much sex as two nineteen year old professional athletes can fit into one evening.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “I regret introducing you,” Shane said.

    “You didn’t introduce us,” Yuna said. She’d spent days now going back over every memory of Ilya she had - everything she’d ever said about him to Shane, every game against him, every event they’d all been at, so it was fresh on her mind. 

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    Yuna brings up her first conversation with Ilya as they're getting to know him.

    Shane is horrified.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    He wanted to curl up on the floor. How could he explain that he had just sucked someone else off, but that he still wanted to continue? Only an absolute asshole would do something like that. He was so embarrassed, shame clawing at his insides, and all of it was so awful that he wanted to curl up and die. 

    And he was also more turned on than he’d ever been in his life. What the fuck?

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    Shane hooks up with his buddy Joe after Ilya rejects him. Ilya turns up at his door immediately after.

    It's all, mortifyingly, really fucking hot.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    555-123-181
    If someone got bleach in their eye what should they do
    555-926-024
    Go the the ER and get an eye wash
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    Okay but is that really necessary or can I just wash it myself
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    According the the Internet you might need eye drops for a couple days after so ER it is
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    Urgh fiiine
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    Ilya was looking for advice when he text the wrong number
    Shane couldnt leave a random stranger on read during an emergency

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    17 Jun 2026