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Secretly Famous [Podfic] by jennisaisquoi for harborshore
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 May 2026
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Lan Zhan has a secret, and Wei Ying finds out what it is.
Podfic of Secretly Famous by boxoftheskyking.
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14 Jul 2026
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Don't your rules say not to make assumptions? by KizuKatana for humancorn
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2026
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The Cloud Recesses Guest Lectures were held every three years for disciples between the ages of fifteen and eighteen. They had three purposes.
The first (and the reason it was hosted by the Lan) was to provide a shared baseline understanding of the core cultivation topics that underpinned every sect while not divulging clan-specific approaches.
The second was to create opportunities for friendships and alliances that would reduce the chance of war between the clans.
The third, and most important, was for the clans to replenish their bloodline by finding compatible mates with strong cultivation skills. In the last month of the lectures, challenges to test compatibility could be issued.
Wei Wuxian challenges Lan Wangji, sure that they are compatible mates. The Lan refuse to allow the Challenge.
They come to regret it.
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12 Jul 2026
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save a sword, ride a socialist by sysrae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jun 2020
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In which Lan Qiren and Jin Guangshan are conspicuously terrible, Lan Wangji decides to fake-date Wei Wuxian about it, and literally no braincells are consulted.
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- English
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- 33,441
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- 14/14
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09 Jul 2026
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in-laws hate it! get a grandbaby with this one weird trick by lazulisong for caffeinatedshoe
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jul 2022
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Lan Qiren did not raise Zhan'er to text an hour and a half before dinner to call it off without explanation.
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08 Jul 2026
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My Zhiji's On Broadway by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2020
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Wei Wuxian remembers, a long time ago in basically another life, a college party where he managed to bully Lan Wangji into taking a single shot. The Second Jade had gone bleary and fallen asleep on a couch almost immediately. Wei Wuxian figured that in the intervening years his tolerance would have improved, or that a drunk Lan Zhan would immediately be followed by a sleeping Lan Zhan.
This supposition was, as it turns out, incorrect. Grown-ass adult Lan Zhan is, when drunk, something Wei Wuxian can only describe as white girl wasted.
Or: Lan Zhan gets drunk on Capitol Hill. Wei Wuxian isn't supposed to be the responsible one, but by god, he's gonna do it.
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08 Jul 2026
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[podfic] There's a Baby Loose in the Burial Mounds! by KeeperofSeeds
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Apr 2021
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HOLY FUCK IS THAT A BABY?!
The howling anguish of the Burial Mounds goes silent. Wei Wuxian has returned, and he has brought other people with him, and one of those people is, indeed, a baby. The little caravan of weary living people (who have a fucking baby with them) works its way up what might generously be called a path, deeper into the cursed hills, and they have the full attention of many, many ghosts. Resentful energy burns away, boiling into nothing under the utter shock of the situation.
Who the fuck brings a baby to the Burial Mounds?
Or: People think Wei Wuxian somehow cleansed the resentment of the Burial Mounds for the Wen survivors, but actually, the ghosts did it as babyproofing.
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- Part 8 of The Untamed podfics
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07 Jul 2026
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There's a Baby Loose in the Burial Mounds! by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Aug 2020
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HOLY FUCK IS THAT A BABY?!
The howling anguish of the Burial Mounds goes silent. Wei Wuxian has returned, and he has brought other people with him, and one of those people is, indeed, a baby. The little caravan of weary living people (who have a fucking baby with them) works its way up what might generously be called a path, deeper into the cursed hills, and they have the full attention of many, many ghosts. Resentful energy burns away, boiling into nothing under the utter shock of the situation.
Who the fuck brings a baby to the Burial Mounds?
Or: People think Wei Wuxian somehow cleansed the resentment of the Burial Mounds for the Wen survivors, but actually, the ghosts did it as babyproofing.
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07 Jul 2026
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i know who i want to take me home by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jul 2021
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“Nice,” Drunk Man says, into the crook of his neck, and does nothing else. Wei Ying slowly relaxes, allows himself to pat Drunk Man between the shoulder blades, and sighs.
“Okay,” he says. “Glad you think so.”
Drunk Man does not respond. Wei Ying wonders if he went back to sleep, and then takes a further moment to wonder why this always happens to him, why he’s always the one helping a heartbroken twink sober up after a terrible night out or sitting on the curb with a sobbing teenager with a fake ID while they wait for her parents to come pick her up. If only he was as shitty a person as White Mike, he could be home asleep right now and this beautiful man would be passed out in a gutter and probably mugged. Wei Ying looks down at the drunk man on his shoulder, thinks about leaving him to fend for himself, and sighs. Nope. Not on his watch.
Or: A meet-cute at two in the morning.
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- English
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- 16,693
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- 2/2
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07 Jul 2026
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hollow moon by vxmins
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Apr 2026
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“The rock,” Jingyi says, voice very very unstable. “Hit the rock, shixiong, fuck, no time to break the wards, hit the rock —”
The Killing Chord strikes Jingyi’s appointed boulder. It cracks that in half, too.
Not half a second after Lan Yuan follows Jingyi into the crevice, the yaoguai strikes the stone, talons scrabbling at the crevice, beak pecking at the entrance they’ve made themselves. A red, furious, glowing eye peers in after them, and Lan Yuan stumbles back blindly, vaguely downwards. He’s staring at the entrance, at the clear and present danger. Neither of them are looking backward.
In hindsight, it’s the worst mistake they make all day.
Wei Ying has spent years sealed under a mountain. It's just his luck that the kids who break him out of it are Lans.
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- English
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- 6/6
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03 Jul 2026
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Lukewarm Tea by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for DrarryMyHeart, the_invisibility_bloke, apricitydays, StarQuesting
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jun 2026
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Harry is so very touch-starved and is quite pissed off that the person he wants to touch and touch him is Malfoy.
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leave all your love and your longing behind by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Apr 2022
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Ah. The Asshole Dog is loose again. Lan Zhan knows that it is not the dog’s fault for being an asshole, but The Asshole Dog is the reason Lan Zhan had a fence put in at a significant personal expense, because the alternative was allowing his garden to be destroyed and for Bunny to be menaced on her leashed outdoor adventures. Unacceptable. The Most Beautiful Man in the World cringes at the barking, scooting further away from the door through a sea of a dozen broken eggs and leaving a yolky trail in his wake.
“Fuck,” he whimpers, curling into a ball, both hands wrapped around the back of his neck as if to—as if to protect himself, Lan Zhan realizes. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, please—” The Most Beautiful Man in the World begs, voice ragged. He’s definitely hyperventilating now, from what Lan Zhan can tell between the audible sobs. There’s another bark from outside, and The Most Beautiful Man in the World flinches bodily, making a terrified sound that Lan Zhan feels behind his ribs.
Or: A meet ugly, a dog, and the beginning of something wonderful.
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- 14/14
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29 Jun 2026
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private room by ScarlettStorm for dangercupcake
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Feb 2025
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“What exactly did you want my feedback on?” Lan Zhan asks, bending one knee to cock a hip and putting an arch in his back. He laces his voice with just a hint of innuendo. Cobalt is never too excited about anything, so it wouldn’t do to seem too eager or too horny.
Gorgeous Newbie inhales, squaring his shoulders, and blurts, “Would you watch my stand-up routine and tell me if it needs anything?”
Lan Zhan blinks. The music is loud in here, like it is everywhere in the club. Surely he misheard. “What?”
“I have a stand-up routine,” Gorgeous Newbie repeats, more confidently this time. “I would really appreciate it if you could watch it and give me feedback.”
Or: What happens in the private room, stays in the private room... Until it doesn't.
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- English
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26 Jun 2026
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For a Good Time, Call by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2020
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The picture is of Wei Ying, that much is clear. It’s of a lot more of Wei Ying than Lan Zhan is used to seeing. He supposes that, technically, Wei Ying is dressed. It’s a bare technicality, since one of Wei Ying’s hands has rucked up his black tank top practically to his collarbone, showing a long expanse of abdomen and one nipple. Sweat beads on his sternum, catching the light like jewels. His other hand is--Lan Zhan feels his eyes widen, as though unable to look away from a train wreck--on his hip, one thumb tugging down the waistband of a pair of red briefs. Wei Ying is biting his lower lip and looking directly into the camera, sultry, his eyes dark and inviting. His erection is obvious, outlined against the red of the briefs and framed carefully with the hand on his hip. Lan Zhan’s brain goes wildly, screamingly blank.
Or: Lan Zhan accidentally finds his best friend's OnlyFans account and has an ongoing emotional crisis.
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- 170,842
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 3,892
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25 Jun 2026
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live like common people by gusuvibes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2021
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Wayward hairs fell across Lan Wangji’s eyes as he turned his head to gaze at him imploringly, hand raised and long fingers pointed silently toward the sink, looking for all the world like a child ghost in a horror movie.
“It’s...the sink compactor,” he declared sullenly.
The corner of Wei Wuxian’s mouth twitched. “Babe...you mean the garbage disposal?”
That earned him a blank stare in response. Wei Wuxian rolled with it, approaching from behind to peer over Lan Wangji’s shoulder.
The sink was half filled with murky water, a scattered assortment of herb leaves and vegetable shavings floating across the surface.
“Now, see, this is why I don’t bother cooking,” Wei Wuxian declared with a huff, resting one hand against the warmth of Lan Wangji’s back while he gestured at the mess with the other. “Look what happens! Safer to order out."
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OR; rich intellectual lwj has zero domestic skills and so mechanical genius wwx has to save the day. repeatedly.
lwj gets to repay the favor on wwx's birthday
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12 Jun 2026
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a thousand hills, no birds in flight | 千山鳥飛絕 by defractum
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2021
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It is said that if a phoenix is seen in a land, it is a sign that the ruler is just and fair. No phoenix has ever been sighted in Wen skies.
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Lan Zhan is just trying to survive when he discovers that Wen Ruohan has been keeping a phoenix captive in Qishan.- Language:
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- 1/1
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- 275
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- 6,364
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12 Jun 2026
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Corps-à-corps by defractum for bosbie
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Mar 2021
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noun. (fencing) The action of two fencers coming into bodily contact with one another
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Wei Wuxian arrives at court looking for a suitable match. The Second Prince of Gusu is not looking for anything at all.- Language:
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- 1/1
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- 239
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- 4,980
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08 Jun 2026
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Greetings from Yunmeng!
The betrothal got agreed on yesterday, so I thought I might send you a letter to get to know you better.
or, betrothed wwx and lwj send each other letters
- Language:
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- 3/3
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- 20,184
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04 Jun 2026
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Beyond All Reach by airinshaw
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 May 2020
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Wei Wuxian heads back to Cloud Recesses to find out more about a curse someone has placed on him, that appears to do nothing. Until he meets back up with Lan Wangji and finds out that what the curse really does is stop them from being able to touch.
- Language:
- English
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- 27,477
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- 1/1
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- 239
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- 3,155
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- 745
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- 31,528
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01 Jun 2026
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A Single Note by airinshaw
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Oct 2020
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When Lan Zhan needs his rabbits taken care of on the nights he has to work late with his music students, his brother recommends a dog-walking business who helps to take care of any animal - except dogs.
Lan Zhan is uncertain such a business will succeed, but decides to give it a chance.
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- English
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- 1/1
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31 May 2026
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Back to Gusu: Remix by athena_crikey
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
23 Mar 2026
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He keeps singing, matching Lan Zhan’s melody and making it something luscious, vibrant and heartfelt, perfectly embodying the sentiment Lan Zhan had intended when he wrote the song. Longing for a distant home, a place he adored but would never return to. It feels like Lan Zhan shared his inner thoughts, his heartfelt feelings, with this man on the internet. This man who has crafted something so strange – and yet so right.
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29 May 2026