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He’s just about ready to doze off—his ritualistic pre-dinner, thirty-minute nap—when, suddenly, Ilya says, “Huh. Interesting.”
Shane cracks one eye open. “Hmm?”
“Oh, nothing, малыш,” he replies, though his brows are furrowed when he says it. Shane’s even more curious now.
“No, really, what is it?”
Ilya must lose some internal debate; a deep sigh leaves his body before, wordlessly, he turns his phone to Shane.
The bright light makes him squint, still not used to Ilya and his affinity for both using the light-mode feature and turning the brightness in his phone to a maximum. He forgoes scolding him when, after his eyes have adjusted, he reads: Metros acquires Fil-Canadian Rivera; second Asian player in franchise history after Hollander.
At first he thinks, oh, that’s my name. Shane hasn’t seen his name mentioned remotely near the words ‘Montreal Metros’ ever since he transferred to Ottawa three years ago. Then, and this is when it finally dawns on him, Shane thinks: second?
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- Part 5 of a collection of hollanovs
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15 Jul 2026
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St-Simon: roz was so close to killing himself or killing us everytime they’d break up
St-Simon: the last one was so bad
St-Simon: put us through so much SHIT
St-Simon: he probably ended up proposing when they got back together
Connors: The fact that Roz transferred before we even met Jane.
Connors: She’ll never be in the WAG GC.
Sebbin: its still reasonable to think we just made her up
Sebbin: maybe we all fucking died in 2016 and this is just a hallucination
St-Simon: man you really got hit hard in the head
[Or--after the wedding, after everything--how the Raiders, especially Cliff, eventually figured Montreal Jane out]
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- Part 2 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
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15 Jul 2026
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Pummel: Fuck Jane
St-Simon: nah…
St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…
Pummel: youre right
Pummel: Sorry Jane
Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV
Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV
Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?
Carmichael: Bad timing, man.
Connors: Oh
Connors: Give me a second to read back.
Connors: Oh….
Connors: FUCK ROZANOV
[Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]
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15 Jul 2026
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Oscar Piastri built his empire in blood and silence. Nothing moves in the city without his permission. So when a stolen ledger resurfaces in a small omega-run bookshop, he goes to reclaim what’s his.
Lando Norris is wrong in every way that unsettles him—smelling of paper and ink instead of submission, fingers stained black, dust clinging to his sleeves. He doesn’t flinch when Oscar steps too close, doesn’t bow, doesn’t break.
Oscar should be interrogating him, or controlling him. Instead, he keeps coming back. And for the first time in his life, the most dangerous thing in the room isn’t power.
It’s want.
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07 Jun 2026
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When Lando Norris grabs the wrong suitcase at Heathrow, he doesn’t expect it to belong to Oscar Piastri—a too-perfect junior lawyer.
What starts as a mix-up turns into awkward lunches, drive-thru fries, late-night streams, and one very unexpected romance.
Sometimes love doesn’t knock—it shows up at baggage claim.
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07 Jun 2026