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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    Anon is on his last leg after the Volcano High shooting, having lost all sense of purpose and will to live after the loss of Fang and seeming abandonment by everyone else still alive in his life.
    Rosa is stretched thinner than she's ever been, fully absorbing herself with Stella’s mental recovery while also working with Principal Spears to continue their gardening club as a form of therapy, purposefully leaving no time for her to even think about what happened for more than a glancing thought.
    Through gardening, maybe they'll be able to help each other move on, pulling each other up and out of the spiral of darkness. Maybe they'll end up helping a few others too. And quite possibly, maybe their renewed friendship will lead to something that could’ve happened in the first place, if not for a certain parasaur’s initial schedule-meddling.

    Maybe there's still a future for all of them, after all.

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    23 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Pathfinder Ryder and Scott Ryder are not the same person. Vetra can't let either of them go.

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    21 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Orin Mesova was supposed to have a simple job. Cook food for aliens once, then never interact with aliens ever again. Then, his food made them cry. And howl. And scream in euphoria. And now they want him to keep cooking for them.

    Orin and his coworkers whisk eggs, chop veggies, and season meat for their new unusual benefactors, desperately serving as humanity's first intergalactic impression. Along the way, they'll learn more about themselves, their new universal neighbors, and the nature of food and culture on our world and beyond. Every meal they cook and every story they coax out of an alien paints part of a portrait of interplanetary politicking and scheming, with food serving as the only key capable of untangling this centuries-old web.

    And, somewhere along the way, they might form bonds with some of these aliens. Unapproved, government-prohibited bonds.

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    15 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    A young man who never bothered making connections with others meets an old friend by complete chance. As he gets reacquainted with her he will begin to realize why people hold those connections so dear.

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    14 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Two of them were launched into the void in hopes of contacting alien life, never to be heard of again. What if there was a third one? What if something discovered the last record and replied? Wonderous promises of a pearl hidden within the vast expanse of the cosmos, the perfect solution to a dying civilization.
    But why didn't humanity answer?

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    14 Jul 2026