Coffeetailor
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A Good Manor Must Be a Little Haunted by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Danny's been High King for years now. More than half his life. His parents? Reformed. His arch nemesis? Retired. The GIW? Still there, but not much of a threat anymore. Until someone got a lucky shot with a brand new, and extra nasty weapon that left Danny fighting not to just retreat into his core.
Good thing Frostbite told him about a way to condense himself to save energy and heal. Sure, making himself shrink is a little weird, but as long as it gets the job done, right? A quick portal jump and he'll be home and can just rest and relax until he's strong enough to go back to normal.
...Maybe he jumped a little too far. Because he's never heard of this Gotham place, and who the heck is Batman? Wait, they've got superheros here?! (And they're cute. Oh no.)
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Chocolate Box by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
05 May 2026
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When Pamela, Harley, and Selena recruit Lois to get their boys to finally get together, Clark finds himself with some big trouble, and then a big boyfriend. Not the Valentine's date Bruce had in mind, but he is nothing if not creative.
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Small Matters Extras by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2026
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Extras written for "The Small Matter of Divinity." A collection of one-shots taking place around and after the fic. Will add tags as they come up.
Individual summaries will be in the notes. <3
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- Part 2 of Small Matters
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Vintage by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2025
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Mobei-Jun keeps a small god close to him, because he is the favorite.
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- Part 5 of GTober Scum Villain Oneshots
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Ghosts and Pollen by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
14 Oct 2025
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Turns out, ghosts like Danny are absolutely suceptible to Poison Ivy's pollens. At least some of them.
Good thing Danny's got his lovers around to work him through it.
Written for Kinktober 2025
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- Part 7 of Coffeetailor's Kinktober 2025
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Small Matters by Coffeetailor
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2026
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"Small Matter of Divinity" with collected extras and anything else that gets added for it.
- Words:
- 191,550
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- 2
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- 103
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GTober Scum Villain Oneshots by Coffeetailor
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2025
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My collection of SVSSS oneshots written for GTober 2023, all originally posted to tumblr. They will mostly figure Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun.
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- 1,732
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- 1
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- 9
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Coffeetailor's Kinktober 2025 by Coffeetailor
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DC Extended Universe, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Superman - All Media Types
14 Oct 2025
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Oneshots written for Kinktober 2025. Unless otherwise stated, these are unconnected and exist purely as oneshots.
All characters involved are adults.
- Words:
- 16,178
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 38
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loud devotion by preachingdoll
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
20 Aug 2025
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4 times Lex gets on his knees for Superman and 1 time Clark gets on his knees for Lex.
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
25 Jun 2026
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“You really like throwing that word around, huh? Is that because you want it so bad?”
Lex's comment online was just two words: "Fuck Superman"
Clark takes Lex up on that offer.
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
24 Jun 2026
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Lex Luthor Fucks Around And Finds Out by magicalcryptic
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
26 Sep 2025
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The host needed to be someone he could trust implicitly, whose loyalty was beyond question, whose every breath he could monitor and control. The genetic material spliced with Kryptonian code couldn't be flawed, mediocre human stock. It had to be exceptional. Perfect.
It had to be his own.
A slow smile, terrible and beautiful in its dawning, spread across Lex Luthor's face. "You are correct, Doctor. A surrogate is necessary." His hand moved to rest flat against his own stomach. "And I have found the perfect candidate."
Donovan stared, struggling to comprehend. "You?"
"Who else?"
_______Lex Luthor's fervour for the Man of Steel grows past all reasonable thought and action. A baby is involved.
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
24 Jun 2026
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Over the years, Dick, Jason, Tim, Cass, and Damian have all made their way to Wayne Manor, each for their own reasons, and have carved out a home within its walls. The human residents of the manor, however, are unaware of this.
Or: Dick and his siblings are borrowers who live beneath the floorboards of Wayne Manor, unbeknownst to one Bruce Wayne. When a crisis forces their paths to collide, however, they find themselves increasingly entangled in the lives of the humans - and find that it might not be such a bad thing after all.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 48,726
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- 16/16
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- 378
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Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
23 Jun 2026
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Clark was sitting on the edge of Lex's desk, his legs hanging off the side and swinging. It made him feel a little queasy; he was scared of heights, and normally a glass desk would be dwarfed by his size, but not now.
Normally he wasn't three inches tall.
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- Part 3 of clex kinktober 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,783
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
23 Jun 2026