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    (The third of my orphaned works to be continued. Explanation in Chapter One.)

    The dwarves discuss the quickly encroaching Winter, and its predicted severity. Bilbo immediately steps in to ration and handle the food distribution for those in the mountain.

    Pleased that Bilbo is becoming more involved with the comings and goings of the mountain he will be calling home, the dwarves don't question his passion for the subject, because after all, Hobbits and food just go together, don't they?

    AKA, the one where the Dwarves don't know the story of the Fell Winter.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    "What an absurdly ugly little creature, Thorin thought, when first he laid eyes on Master Bilbo Baggins."

    ie the one where thorin thinks bilbo is ugly, bilbo thinks thorin is quite possibly the handsomest thing he's ever seen, but by dwarven standards, thorin is positively hideous (and he knows it too). but they both know looks aren't everything, so they fall in love. happy ending ensues.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Erebor is stone, and Thorin is dead.

    He won't remain that way long if Bilbo gets his way.

    And Bilbo generally gets his way.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    A silly hobbit one shot.

    Hobbits being beardless is cultural, not biological. Hobbit men shave. And for weeks Bilbo’s been shaving without any of the Company noticing. But Bilbo lost his shaving razor somewhere under the Misty Mountains, and by the time they reach Beorn’s, he’s got quite a beard going. The dwarves appropriately freak out (especially the royal brooding one). Bilbo doesn’t notice and makes pie.

    Or, a one-shot featuring the dwarvish equivalent of the overalls-wearing girl taking off her glasses and putting on a sundress trope.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Bilbo is kidnapped by dwarves looking to hurt the king. Though he manages to escape, he is badly injured and no longer feels safe in Erebor. Thorin, furious at the harm done to his burglar, seeks vengeance. Unfortunately, all he really wants is to find a way to make Bilbo comfortable at his side once again, and that is more difficult.

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    09 Jul 2026