ClutchMaster



Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec 87

    Tags
    Summary

    HARRIS: Shane! Ilya! I need you to sign something for me real quick.

    HOLLANDER: Uh— is this about the Centaur’s donation to the Canadian Cancer Society because I thought that came from the organisation not us— why are you recording us?

    HARRIS: No, no, not about the donation. I just have some fans who would like some photos of you signed.

    ROZANOV, suspiciously: What for?

    or harris drover conducts psychological warfare on the ottawa centaurs for the sake of social media by making them sign old photos of themselves

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,785
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    1,331
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    6,237

    19 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 45

    Tags
    Summary

    Bood: roz was right about this team
    Bood: everything he said about how we’re better, more in sync

    Pointy: gayer

    Barrett: silence child

    Pointy: 🤐

    Bood: but we are all those things because of roz
    Bood: hell, we have hollzy here because of roz
    Bood: we know damn well we wouldn’t be in the finals if roz hadn’t come in and turned this team around
    Bood: we put in the work, but he led us here
    Bood: so we aren’t taking this to game 7
    Bood: we’re winning tonight, at home
    Bood: on our captain’s birthday

     

    In 2022, at the end of Shane’s first season with the Centaurs, it just so happens that the game 6 of the finals falls of Ilya Hollander-Rozanov’s birthday

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,409
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    463
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    2,853

    16 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 88

    Tags
    Summary

    "I don't think you did it, for the record."

    "Did what?"

    "Killed Garzonas," he said. " You were too good, Jay. You woulda never."

    "...I've killed, Dickie."

    He waved that statement away with the bottle. "You're just saying that because you're a manifestation of my subconscious and I've killed."

    "Right," Jason said flatly. "How much have you had to drink?"

    "Just enough," he said, taking a sip. He didn't want to get too much drunker past this point. Knocking himself unconscious has sounded nice earlier but he wanted to keep this hallucination going now. It was so nice.

     

    Day 4: Hallucinations
    Hypnosis | Sensory Deprivation | "You're still alive in my head."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,170
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    651
    Bookmarks:
    88
    Hits:
    4,221

    21 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Collections:
  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    “I need… I need to tell you something, Hollander.” Ilya squeezes his eyes shut, willing his mouth to stop trembling. Tears roll down his face, church-quiet, silent as prayers, and Ilya touches his cheek curiously, as if he didn’t know his eyes could do that. He can’t remember the last time he cried. It might have been behind the curtains of their Moscow apartment, right after his mother died. Death seems to have this effect on him.

    “Spit it out, I haven’t got all day.”

    Ilya visualizes Shane’s furrowed eyebrows — his angry kitten face, as he likes to call it in his head — and thinks, No, I haven’t got all day either. In fact, I might not have any day left after this, and a miserable laugh escapes him at the thought.

    The airplane crash happens way earlier in the timeline. Shane and Ilya aren’t together yet — in fact, they haven’t even admitted their feelings to themselves, until the perspective of death and an ill-timed confession completely reshuffles the cards.

    Or, Ilya confesses his love to Shane during the plane crash, and Shane thinks it’s a prank in very bad taste.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    1,207
    Bookmarks:
    153
    Hits:
    7,761

    20 May 2026

  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,603
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,667
    Kudos:
    33,182
    Bookmarks:
    6,959
    Hits:
    200,213

    04 May 2026