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There's a reason Twilight doesn't like to do undercover missions with his own face bare. Masks are infinitely easier, for a host of reasons. With masks, you don't get situations like this: opening the door to your new wife's brother, only to discover he knows your face as well as you know his.
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30 Jun 2026
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Forfeit All Your Virtues by Anonymous
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
06 Mar 2024
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When Yuri found the listening device planted in his kitchen, the first emotion he felt was hope.
Or: Loid is a major creep, but somehow it works out for him.
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30 Jun 2026
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westalis' best agent with an impossible mission finds himself a universe where things didn't go as planned
a secret policeman tries not to fall in love with someone who could blow his cover
the world's smallest psychic is nothing if not entertained by both of her fathers
*on hiatus*
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30 Jun 2026
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“If he only needs a mother for his bratty kid, then I will do it!”
Yuri did not have an idea why he said that out loud. Him? A mother to a child? That was the biggest joke he had ever declared in his life. He was not even a woman to start with so what the hell was he saying?
But what was he supposed to do after accidentally hearing Yor and Loid talking about faking their marriage?
He would do anything to keep this pesky handsome, intelligent and perfect blonde man away from his sister. Most important of all, Yuri would do anything to protect his sister’s purity, even if meant marrying Loid Forger and being a ‘mother’ to his snotty chihuahua kid.
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30 Jun 2026
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What if it was Bloom who sacrificed herself to close the unstable portal on Andros?
How would a certain ice witch cope with that?
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- Part 2 of Ice and fire
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23 Jun 2026