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In Horny Jail



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    Shane Hollander comes out as gay after a video of him talking to Rose Landry is leaked the week before he has to go to All-Stars 2017.

    Shane is not going to let a bunch of homophobes scare him.

    Although, as Ilya Rozanov is starting to figure out, they might not be as homophobic as they all seem...

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    AKA Half the league is having a sexuality crisis. The other half is lying.

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    Ilya is mic’d up for an Ottawa vs Montreal game much to his husband’s exasperation.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    “Listen, Ilya is-“

    Shane doesn’t hear anything else. The crowd around them dissolves into white noise. He wants to smack Ilya’s name out of Sasha’s mouth.

    “Mine,” Shane snaps, finishing Sasha’s sentence for him. “Ilya is mine.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    [A 2020 photo of Shane Hollander lifting the Stanley Cup above his head.]

    @NHLInsider Shane Hollander is officially an Unrestricted Free Agent. Rumors are swirling about a possible departure after his romantic relationship with Ottawa captain Ilya Rozanov was revealed less than two months ago. Will he stay in Montreal or head for icier pastures? Click on the link in our bio for all the insider analysis of where he might end up next.

    Posted July 1 at 10:51 AM

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    @hatrickzzz Hoping he finally goes to a place that appreciates him!

    @love2puck he’ll be lucky if anyone wants to touch him after all this mess. what a distraction.

    @hockeywhore @love2puck the only distraction is how terribly he’s been treated by his team and the league. Wouldn’t blame him one bit if he walked away from the game altogether.

    @zambonisrevenge There’s no way he’s going to Ottawa…right?

    @blackandred As much as I want him here, there’s no fucking way.

    @ilyarozanoff Whatever team he winds up at, I’m sure the announcement video will be EPIC.

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    "Do you ever wish I was softer?" he asks Ilya. "That I was less stubborn or more...I don't know. Sweet?"

    They're lying in bed, legs intertwined and bodies tangled together under the sheets, still naked from the night before. It's a quiet Sunday morning, sun peeking through the curtains and warming Shane's half of the bed. Ilya's hand curls at the nape of his neck, fingers working through the knots in Shane’s hair.

    Ilya hums before, "You think you are not sweet?"

    or, shane worries he's not enough of an omega and ilya helps remind him that he is.

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    15 Jul 2026