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Keep Throwing Things and Slamming the Door by Traincat
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Marvel 616
02 Apr 2013
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Waking up in a stranger's bed is not how superhero Johnny Storm planned on spending the morning after the night before.
From now on…
A) No more secret hookups with Peter Parker—he's the last man on earth Johnny'd want to share a room with, never mind a king-size bed.
B) Maintain a professional persona at all times. After all, he's a photographer for New York's #1 Superhero Bashing Rag and Johnny's perfect tabloid fodder.
C) Keep friends close but enemies closer. Easier said than done, with She-Hulk away on her honeymoon and Spider-Man avoiding him.
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06 Jul 2026
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
12 Jun 2026
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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05 Jul 2026
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Inimitable by deniigiq
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Jun 2018
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“Peter, is it supposed to be doing that?” One of his students asked him. He looked up to see the industrial-strength magnets he’d collected for this lab trying to crack through the glass between them to be reunited. The glass splintered.
“Yeah, no. That’s totally fine,” he lied. Then he inconspicuously chased everyone to the corner of the lab, donned a glove, and smashed the glass so that it wouldn’t splinter and stab someone in the eye in its explosion.
His students cheered.
He needed a drink.
(Peter gets called back to the city at the age of 25 to help mitigate the rapidly increasing crime rate. He's in way over his head, so he sets out to re-establish Team Red.)
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- Part 1 of Inimitable Verse
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04 Jul 2026
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Thorns for Flowers by Valkirin
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
12 Jun 2016
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Hawkeye don't mind working with Daredevil, really. He's a good guy to know and clearly cares about Hell's Kitchen.
Clint Barton would like Daredevil better if the guy was a little less ableist about Clint's hearing loss.
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04 Jul 2026
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Spider-Man and The Art of Not Paying For Lunch by lanalas
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Daredevil (TV), Daredevil (Marvel Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
11 Apr 2026
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Peter sits down at his desk—well, it’s supposed to be a desk. If you wanted to be super technical about it, it’s just a pile of textbooks covered by a tablecloth he’d scavenged from Aunt May’s the second time he moved out. But there aren’t any concrete rules about what does and doesn’t count as a desk. It’s an abstract thing, really.
He opens the notebook in front of him, ripping out the first few pages. He doesn’t need them, and he isn’t going to buy a whole new notebook for this. That’s the entire point.
On a clean page, Peter starts writing.‘The Leech Diet™ - A Scientific Approach to Being Broke’
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Or the one where Peter becomes one of those shameless street cats that get six dinners because everyone thinks he’s starving.Bookmarked by ChocolateHamPotatoes
01 Jul 2026