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Iruka's always been made aware that his big heart would be his undoing, but he never expected it'd happen from helping out a fellow shinobi in need.
or: the one where Iruka helps Kakashi keep his face hidden away in a fit of chivalry, and sets tongues wagging for it. Brings back memories, that does.
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10 Jun 2026
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Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.
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C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.Mission Duration:
???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.Mission Description:
Feral baby.
Please feed and water.
Bring dog treats. He likes those.Signed:
Henohenomoheji.Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”
Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.
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08 Jun 2026
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Meet me at the intersection by lildraws (azra899), tucuxi
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
01 Dec 2024
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Umino Iruka regarded the man standing before his shop counter with what was probably poorly-veiled irritation.
"Yes, thank you," he said. "I know how a triple-layered chakra lock works."
Long years of experience kept Iruka's tone even: losing his temper meant losing customers, even if there weren't very many people in Konoha who did what he did.
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The canon-divergent au in which Iruka graduates the academy, does 3 D-rank missions, and then retires, because his leg was badly crushed in the kyuubi attack—so he re-trains as a locksmith and makes chakra-manipulated locks.
A story about systemic structural power imbalances between shinobi and civilians and the various ways in which expectations of physical strength and implicit ableism are detrimental to community trust. In which Iruka finds himself stuck between worlds, all because Sharingan Kakashi demanded the impossible, and Iruka made him a quadruple-layered chakra lock.
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06 Jun 2026
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After his parents’ death, Iruka renounced the violent shinobi way, disappearing entirely from the Hidden Leaf Village. As an adult civilian, he finds solace in his peaceful, if solitary, life as a wool farmer on the outskirts of Fire Country. One stormy day, Team 7 and Tazuna find refuge in his farmhouse on their way to Wave Country.
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03 Jun 2026
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Blaming himself for the dissolution of Team Seven, Kakashi returns to ANBU but finds it more difficult to readjust than he'd imagined. Iruka just wants to know why there's an ANBU haunting his apartment.
or, This ANBU followed me home, can I keep him?
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- Part 1 of Ninja Love Story
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24 May 2026
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When the Rokudaime finds himself without an assistant, Iruka begrudgingly steps up to the plate as a replacement. He convinces himself of two things: that the position is only temporary, and that his long-harbored feelings surely won’t get in the way of serving his new hokage.
…Exactly how long he can keep up that charade is another matter entirely.
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22 May 2026
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“Are you planning to keep my hair tie?” Iruka asked suddenly, a hint of amusement in his voice.
“I’m holding it prisoner for crimes against the citizens of Konoha.”
“What are the charges?”
Kakashi smiled, twirling the band around his forefinger like a kunai. “Perjury and willful concealment.”
Iruka huffed and shook his head, lips thinning in a way that made Kakashi think he was holding back a grin. “You know, if I’d realized you had such a thing for long hair, I would have started wearing mine down years ago.”
Kakashi’s thumb caught the hair band, halting its revolution.
“Years?”
(Or, in which Iruka asks for a single night, and gets a whole lot more.)
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12 May 2026
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Hatake waved his hand dismissively. “I’m sure it’s fine—”
Iruka finally snapped. “It’s illegible! Our cryptology department wouldn’t be able to read this! There are first-year pre-genin with better handwriting. No, there are nin-dogs with better handwriting. And where did the mud even come from? You were supposed to be in Sand!”
***5 times Iruka wanted to kill Kakashi at the mission desk + 1 time he kissed him instead***
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11 May 2026
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"I want to make Naruto my heir," Kakashi said bluntly.
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08 May 2026
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Dennis should probably only blame himself when it happens.
He knows driving tired results in accidents. Hell, he’s seen the aftermath of those. He’d even told Trinity to never be one of those people brought into the Pitt after falling asleep behind the wheel.
And still.
He's clearly not good at following his own advice.
Or, Dennis falls in love, finds out he hates physical therapy, and owes Trinity a new car. Not quite in that order.
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06 Feb 2026
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Dennis tries to say, “Thanks, Doctor,” at the same time as he thinks, You sound like my father, so what comes out is, “Thanks, Dad.”
(alternatively: dennis copes with a grievous misstep by downloading grindr. unfortunately for him, he doesn't know that robby's on the other end.)
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01 Feb 2026
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When Luke offered to take her out to dinner, Penelope didn't really know what was in store. She hoped, but she didn't know. She also didn't expect that it would feel different than before when he was out on a case.
Or that it would be just as scary falling in love as working for the FBI
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25 Sep 2025
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This is why you should really call ahead.
"BJ goes to Maine" meets "Hawk goes to California," slapstick meets yearning.
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28 Jul 2025
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Ray's been sleepwalking through his life. The lady on the TV says gay marriage is legal in Canada now, and Ray finally wakes up.
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05 Aug 2024
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Ray has a tendency to play with his bruises when he's antsy, and it's making Fraser absolutely nuts.
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04 Aug 2024
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Eighteen sex scenes strung together with angst and hockey.
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24 Jul 2024
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Distantly, Tony hears Clint say something like, “No, I definitely heard he was an equal opportunist. Like, equal-equal, no preference. Hey Tones, who are you attracted to more, dudes or chicks?”
He calls the last part out to Tony, who runs the words over in his mind and unthinkingly says, “I’ve actually never been attracted to anyone, it’s really worrying.”
(Or, Demisexual and Demiromantic Tony Stark.)
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23 Jul 2022
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Dear omega,
Congratulations! You've been selected. Alpha #95847872 has been assigned as your pre-bondee. A group bonding ceremony will take place on the 14th, unless other arrangements have been made by your alpha or their family. A valid bonding license must be submitted to Omega Services within 45 days of this letter or all services will be cancelled and any transferable benefits will not be applied to your alpha's package.
If there is some reason why you cannot be bonded on this date, please apply for an extension by calling 1-800-555-6827 within 7 days of receiving this letter.
Sincerely,
National Omega ServicesSeries
- Part 1 of Two-Point Perspective
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22 Jul 2022
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The Devil in Us All by Sineala for jellybeanforest
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Avengers (Comics)
31 Dec 2021
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The year is 1982, and Steve Rogers, Captain America and working commercial artist, is living in Brooklyn and trying to make it on his own. So when a bank error leaves him unable to make rent, he does what anyone else would do in this situation: he accidentally gets a job drawing erotic illustrations for a gay bondage porn magazine.
It turns out that pornography's not a bad way to make a living. The money's decent, the work is unexpectedly fulfilling, and if many of the men Steve draws bear a certain resemblance to Tony Stark, so what? No one's going to know Steve's in love with Tony. It's not like Tony's ever going to see it. What are the odds that Tony buys gay bondage porn magazines?
Tony, meanwhile, is newly sober in the wake of the death of the Carnelian ambassador, and life's been rough for him lately. He's recently single, he's desperately lonely, and he's pining after a tragically-straight teammate he can't have. At least he can show himself a good time. But what he'd really like to know is why the guy painted on the cover of this adult magazine looks so familiar.
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04 Jun 2022
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Winteriron Prompt Fills - 2015 by 27dragons
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Dec 2015
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Short (under 3000 word) prompt fills originally written for the imaginetonyandbucky blog during 2015. (Prompt fills over 3000 words will be posted as standalone fics.) The prompts, along with rating and applicable warnings, will be provided in the chapter summary for each fic.
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- Part 1 of imaginetonyandbucky fills