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  1. Public Bookmark 75

    Sir, This Is a Tesco by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    05 Jul 2026

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    Crowley’s just trying to survive his night shifts at Tesco without punching a customer or dying of jam-related rage.
    He’s got weird regulars, haunted pineapple refunds, and zero patience left until a soft-spoken man in a cashmere coat appears asking about lemon curd like it’s a matter of national security.
    Aziraphale wasn’t planning to fall in love in the jam aisle.
    He just wanted to bake for his book club.
    One keeps coming back for excuses he definitely hasn’t thought through.
    The other’s slowly losing his grip on reality.
    Together, they’re what happens when retail hell meets a truly inconvenient romance.

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    03 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

    Objects In Motion by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    31 Mar 2023

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    Part 3 of Lift Me Up, O Lord, in which Olympic lifter Aziraphale Fell coaxed fading marathoner Anthony Crowley into a charity bicycle race, and -- despite Aziraphale's meddling family and Crowley's history of failed relationships -- things escalated. There was a meteoric fifteen minutes of fame on morning TV and the tabloids, a grudge match on the racecourse, a spectacular fall, and the unexpected experience of being lifted up.

    Now there’s a cottage. There’s a wedding plan.

    And there are still families to deal with.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Lift Me Up, O Lord by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    29 Mar 2022

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    Aziraphale Fell’s maintained a string of weightlifting victories, a strained relationship with his family, and his grandfather’s waistcoat right into his fifties. His personal life is little more than an album of brief and pleasant memories. It’s safer that way.

    Distance runner Anthony Crowley’s spent the last decade watching his racing career recede in the rearview, but it doesn’t stop him running, literally, away from his feelings. And now he’s fallen, equally literally, from grace.

    Someone’s about to lift him up.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    How to Win Friends and Influence by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    05 Jan 2020

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    I mean, y'all, are we reading too much into this? #fellchallenge

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Soulmates (According to The Sims 4) by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    13 May 2026

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    Crowley discovers Aziraphale is in love with him via the least dignified method imaginable: an open Sims 4 save file where their characters are married, living in a cottage together, and raising several virtual children.

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    14 May 2026