ChiefInvestigatorEmma
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It’s year 5007, you’re an average troll living in the troll kingdom of Earth C, and somehow you’ve landed yourself the prince of heart as your matesprit. Yeah, *that* prince of heart, Dirk Strider. He’s stepped into the role of your dom, and slowly, carefully, you’re both exploring your boundaries and interests.
But this story isn’t about Dirk.
*This* story is about you wanting to roleplay “strangers at a bar” sex, and Dirk setting you up with someone you’ve never met before.
And that ‘someone’ looks a helluva lot like Dave, if Dave was a glowing deity with wings the color of embers.
Davesprite x Reader, wherein they hook up once and have no lasting relationship. Bittersweet, my love letter to Davesprite who I have fallen in love with while writing this.
(Art by me! Warning, Art is EXPLICIT.)
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Few things stretch time out longer than when your crush goes away with family and you're stuck working at Tegridy Farms until they come back. It doesn't help that Kenny has yet to get Death off his ass, and has to worry about losing any progress he builds with Craig.
My submission to the Crenny Nation Zine!
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Heidi was pretty excited to hear from her own soulmate. She didn’t write first, selfishly daydreaming how they would greet her first, in exactly the right way.
So when she was sitting in her elementary school classroom and felt a weird tickle on her arm, she was so nervous she almost couldn’t bring herself to look. Her soulmate was real, it was happening. It was going to be awesome, it was going to change her life, it…. was a swastika. Followed by a pretty damn detailed drawing of Hitler.
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Yes, you read it right. It's an Eric Cartman love story. Soulmate AU, sister story to "Take an Art Class, Idiot" by Elder Gays (Katanachan)Series
- Part 1 of Trollmate
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This is where I post the extended dirty scenes from Trollmate, so that they interrupt the story less.
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- Part 2 of Trollmate
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A cave painting of a fax machine by Snaqdragon
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
03 Jul 2026
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Somewhere else, two people meet on a bus and get drinks.
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07 Jul 2026
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Akaashi Keiji is the image of deference. Of worship.
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06 Feb 2026
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a two-year secret unravels in a moment
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you never should have started listening to erotic audios
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19 Jan 2026
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damage control by kirketeer
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Jan 2026
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He saved the public of Japan from one of the most devastating incidents in the past century. He’s rough but charming. Dangerous but approachable. You just didn’t realize how much work it had taken to make him look this way. Sitting at your new desk, reading the notes left to you by the previous director, you finally figure out why it was so easy to secure this job:
Pro-Hero Dynamight is a certified PR nightmare.
(Congratulations! You got the job as PR director for the Dynamight Agency. It would be your dream job, if it wasn't for the most grating, annoying, dick-ish, kind of handsome(?), disrespectful man you've ever worked with—who's also the guy that signs your paychecks.)
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05 Jan 2026
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Boxed In by Katonyx
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
03 Oct 2025
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Iguro is rude, frustrating, and far too full of himself. He also doesn't hide the fact that he feels the exact same way about you.
So when a hunt goes sideways, you're surprised to find that maybe he likes you a lot more than he lets on.
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- Part 3 of Kinktober 2025
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06 Oct 2025