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Charlie isn't sure how she hasn't noticed it before, but now that she's seen it, it is so obvious : Alastor is in love.
She decides to play matchmaker.
As always, her ability to believe the best in people is both her greatest strength and her greatest weakness.
Her matchmaking attempts lead to a cascading series of events, with opposing agendas and unintended consequences, which are often comical and sometimes serious.
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Alternative Summaries:
Charlie wants Alastor and Lucifer to date and things get out of handRadioApple but like do they know that? Has anyone told them?
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Spoilers for Season Two.
Huge thank you to HeeroTheShiro for the ongoing Beta and letting me be obsessed at you
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16 Jun 2026
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COMPLETED - Being cared for isn't the same as being loved. Being controlled isn't the same as being safe. Mounted on a wall, stripped of everything, Vox learns these truths the hard way—dependent on the very people he once commanded. Power, like love, requires letting go of control. What comes after isn't redemption. It's reconstruction. Some foundations can't be repaired—they have to be burned to the ground and built differently from the bottom up.
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11 Jun 2026
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Desperate for freedom and with no other options, Angel Dust asks Charlie to teach Valentino the error of his ways in the hopes Valentino will let Angel out of his contract willingly. But does Valentino want to change? And what will it take to get him to want to?
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09 Jun 2026
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“Val.” The tone Vox uses is perhaps too sharp, and the media demon quickly backtracks, “I just… I don’t get it.”
There is a moment of silence, and for a second, Vox wonders if Val had just opted to ignore him when the other speaks up.
“I…” Val hesitates, like he does when he doesn’t quite know what to say, “yeah. I’m pretty fucking mad at you. I mean, how could I not be? You treat us like assets instead of partners for weeks, downplay the work both Velvette and I did to hype up your rally, tried to fucking kill us-”
Val’s arms are trembling, and that ugly feeling Vox cant quite name builds up in his chest. He doesn't even realize Val had stopped talking until the silence catches up to him.
“…Val?”
“…But,” Val breathes, “you also tried to kill yourself. And I don’t like that.”
The words are quiet. Vulnerable. Vox wants to turn his head to look at his business partner, but Val’s thin arms are strong enough to hold him in place.
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05 Jun 2026
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Alastor and Vox have been partners for nearly a decade when Vox starts dating Valentino. Their partnership has been peaceful—well, for themselves; Alastor can't vouch for the poor souls surrounding them—that entire time, with nary an attempt to murder one another for power. He thought they were perfectly satisfied!
So why is Vox's relationship with Valentino so...different?
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24 May 2026
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“What the fuck,” Velvette says, stomping forward, “is wrong with you, Vee?!”
“What’s wrong with you?!” he demands right back. “If it weren’t for you two, we’d be drinking margaritas up in Heaven right now!”
“Oh, sure,” she says, rolling her eyes so hard he’s shocked they don’t pop right out of her doll head. “And would that be before or after you killed us all with that nuke?!”
Or: The Vees, after the battle.
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20 May 2026
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Valentino has ripped apart every remnant of what he was before he broke free of his own contract. He has everything he could possibly want: fame, money, power. There is nothing left of his past that can hurt him. Or at least, there shouldn't be.
In which Valentino has a flashback at the worst possible moment.
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11 May 2026
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Before he died Vox had apparently never: fucked a man, been fucked by a man, given a blowjob, received a blowjob, or even so much as kissed another man.
An obnoxiously persistent post-coital Valentino demands to know if Vox was even attracted to men before he fell and when the answer is yes, demands an example.
Vox gives the second worst example he could have and Valentino is never going to let him live it down.
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- Part 1 of Something Akin To Love
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06 May 2026
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A collection of one-shots that explore Val and Vox’s relationship through songs from Man’s Best Friend.
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Bookmarked by CastielWho
06 May 2026
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This started as a fun little game on Tumblr, which I named Thermo Thirst Game. One of those that unlocks new levels (meaning a new drawing) the more likes and reblogs you get. I of course started with Staticmoth, as it is my main Ship.
For the last level I decided to create a whole comic instead of just a one panel drawing and here we are.
If you wish to see everything that happens before the comic, which I throughly recommend, you can read them on my tumblr, X or Bluesky. My account name for all of them is schaychaym
Enjoy the comic!
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06 May 2026
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Alastor makes his living through investments, the trade market, forging deals with powerful people and selling goods. On a warm summer's day, he stumbles on a rare mermaid who has been caught by sailors and is now waiting to be auctioned. He's gorgeous; his tail a stark, vivid red more enrapturing than a blood moon with pearly white fins adorning it from the sides like ethereal ghosts; even beaten down the fervid fire in his eyes burns into Alastor's very soul. Unable to tear his gaze away, Alastor buys him. Dealing with mermaids was a dangerous job, one Alastor was well versed in, never having had any proclivity for love or sex which is how he had earned his great success, fortune and reputation. No mermaid can tempt him to his demise with their song.
He could never have known that with this one decision his entire life would be flipped. Feelings that have always lurked beneath the surface arise as an old friend gets pulled into the scheme.
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08 Feb 2026
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Alastor’s powers were not the only thing he lost control of when his staff got broken by Adam. With Alastor’s return to the newly rebuilt hotel his unruly shadow is making his life increasingly difficult, and worse, completely ruining his reputation. The thing had no sense of self respect, happily cuddling up to Alastor’s most hated enemies just to annoy him, knowing Alastor could feel every touch through their connection. And to make matters worse the shadow, still plagued with nostalgic feelings for Alastor’s once friend now enemy, has taken it upon itself to play match maker. If Rosie didn’t fix his staff for him soon, Alastor was surely going to lose it.
A little what if scenario set during Season 2.
Done for Eggplosion 2025, amazing art from Akumalichan included inside ☺️
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Bookmarked by CastielWho
06 Feb 2026
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Making a Baby (Is Easier Than Saying I Love You) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Dec 2025
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“Vox.” Vel looks so disappointed when she asks, “Did you actually commission the science department to build you and Val a baby?”
“Not on purpose!”
“That makes it worse, Vee!”
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It was just supposed to be a little mock up of an idea! Just an idle thought! It wasn't supposed to be alive and flying about the room!
COMPLETE FIC, may add one-shot chapter additions
Making a Baby (Is Easier Than Saying I Love You) - Chapters 1-12
Slip the Leash - Chapter 13- Language:
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Bookmarked by CastielWho
05 Feb 2026
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Once Alastor’s back made contact with the brick wall and he had nowhere else to go, his smile more of a gruesome snarl with the corners of his mouth still tipped up in a mock smile and eyes radio dials, Vox was able to get close enough to notice a slight shade difference in his red shirt, just below his shoulder. His lower lip looked more swollen than normal too- no, Vox would not be admitting to knowing what shape it usually was to anyone besides himself- causing him to frown.
"Who did this to you?"
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- Part 1 of Keeping You Safe
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03 Feb 2026
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
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Bookmarked by CastielWho
02 Feb 2026
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(written before hazbin s2; canon references are vague to nonexistent.)
After their stunning defeat, the Vees are on parole at the Hazbin Hotel, their souls owned by the royal family. As part of his begrudging reparations, Vox is working as the hotel's PR Manager, intending to stew in his resentment forever—but no one stays immune to Charlie Morningstar for long, and Vox is no exception.
Chronological, connected oneshots.
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30 Jan 2026
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“Princess,” Vox says, raising one eyebrow, “You’re delusional if you think I’m going to jump at the chance to get eaten by a hellcat for this shitty place.”
Written for StaticBelle Week 2025, day 1: locked in.
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- Part 1 of staticbelle week 2025
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30 Jan 2026
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Looking for a cheap thrill, Alastor picks a fight with Vox and gets more than he was bargaining for when their signals accidentally cross, creating the most unplanned pregnancy since Jesus Christ.
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Bookmarked by CastielWho
26 Jan 2026
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Vox dies. Surprisingly no one takes this well.
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Or, Vox dies and Alastor tries to drag his soul back from Purgatory.
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Bookmarked by CastielWho
24 Jan 2026
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The year is 1931. Alastor Duvernay is a man of rituals: the perfect roux, the perfect broadcast, and the perfect kill. When a wealthy patron invites the "Voice of New Orleans" to D.C. to usher in the era of video, Alastor expects a tedious display of modern vanity. Instead, he discovers the young technician Vincent, who sparks a deep interest in him.
(Human AU)
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- Part 1 of Mercury & Marrow (Radiostatic)
Bookmarked by CastielWho
23 Jan 2026