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It all started the way it usually did; with Tony doubting his own sanity.
“Happy,” he said, turning the paper over, then turning it back, squinting at it. “What the hell is this?”
Happy barely glanced up from his phone. “How should I know? I just drive you around, I don’t try to understand your designs. You’re the one who left it in the back of the car yesterday.”
Tony turned the paper towards Happy, tapping a finger against the scribbles in the margin. “I didn’t write that. I thought it, but I didn’t write it. What sorcery is this?”
“Oh shit, sorry,” Happy said, expression resigned. “I’m guessing the kid went through them when I drove him to school this morning. He has no regard for personal boundaries.”
“The kid.”
“Um— My girlfriend, she has a—“
“Your stepson did these calculations?”
“That’s not entirely—“
“Bring him to me,” Tony commanded. -
Wake up and smell the coffee by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
22 Sep 2020
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The Avengers find themselves in need of Spider-Man’s help to improve their reputation. Peter Parker, however, doesn't exactly have the best reputation: he has been dabbling in a life of crime.
Tony really doesn't care about picking up after some degenerate teen.
Peter really doesn't care about some dumb adults telling him what to do.And nothing will ever, ever change their minds.
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- Part 1 of Wake up and smell the coffee
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The fireman and the frog by Bergen
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Aug 2024
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Peter is fine, anyways. His boss might fire him soon, the Avengers might arrest him soon, the principal might expel him soon, but none of it has happened yet. And his dad—
“You didn’t get my coffee,” his dad says, halfway through his burrito. He has been in a state of low, simmering irritation all evening, and apparently this is how long it took for him to find a reason to blame Peter for it.
“You didn’t tell me to get coffee.”
“Do you have eyes?”
“Yes,” Peter says. “I have eyes.”
“So you could have checked if we needed coffee without me telling you every little thing, Jesus Christ.”
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Peter just wants to make it to sixteen so he can escape this life and strike out on his own. He has a plan and nothing will ruin it.
Not even Tony Stark quite literally crashing into his life. -
Crisis Averted by Blue (SocksandFluff)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 Aug 2019
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Who does Peter turn to for support when something he thought was done happens suddenly on patrol?
Only the best possible person.
Trans!Peter AU, written from the prompt:
‘How about anything with Trans Peter?’