Captain_Cosette



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    “Fine. Ah, so I found Chopper – but! We got separated when the place collapsed. It was a cult, by the way, I was right. You were a sacrifice, mosshead – be honored! Had the whole ritual table, dark god thing going on, they even had people to feed you after you ‘embraced the god of hunger’. Crazy shithead assholes.”

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    "Just – don’t let me hurt you, shit cook.”

    “You won’t.”

    That finally made Zoro look up, his face slick with sweat – and tears? Surely not – his gaze intense as he searched Sanji’s face, the look in his eye desperate and unsure. At last he swallowed and nodded again, reaching up to cup the blonde’s jaw once more, “No, I won’t. But just in case, I’m trusting you not to let me.”

    And that was easy to promise, Sanji nodding back as he leaned in that last bit, kissing the idiot. His lips were still soft, his teeth too sharp, and for a moment they went slowly, tasting each other, the aching need between them almost sweet, almost real.

     

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    (Zoro gets kidnapped and found by Sanji after being drugged. Actually quite sweet.)

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    24 Jun 2026

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    When the Strawhat's new snails decide to get frisky, it's Sanji's snail who ends up impregnated by Zoro's snail.

    When Robin suggests this is because the snails picked up on Sanji and Zoro's subconscious desire to bang, Sanji falls into a comedic spiral of angst and self-doubt. Because he can't hook up with anyone unless he's half in love with them, and there's no way Zoro would ever care about him more than just a hookup, and he's not going to put himself through all of that.

    Meanwhile, Zoro knows the cook is a hysterical moron. Maybe it's time he does something about that.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Zoro has a problem with being too intense in love, but he always cuts things off before they can interfere with his future.
    So he tells the cook he's got a crush on him and expects it to end right there.
    It doesn't.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Zoro didn't mean to kill the drunk guy who climbed through his window at 3 AM, honest. Deciding to dispose of the body, however, was definitely on purpose.
    Turns out the bastard was his new neighbor, and very much still alive. Talk about first impressions.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Zoro gets sunburned. Sanji discovers that he enjoys it a little too much.

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    10 Jun 2026