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Ilya is just trying to participate in the honorable Canadian tradition of shoveling snow without a shirt, but for some reason Shane doesn't seem to appreciate his hard work to become the number one Canadian husband.
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Post canon. Laurence has retired from active service, and his young charges are striking out on their own path in the world. He may not be their captain anymore, but that does not mean that they do not need his support and advice, something he is very happy to provide, even from afar. As he encourages them to take their happiness into their own hands, they teach him to allow himself be happy as well.
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Temeraire Discord Server Birthday Event 2025 by CaptainCupkirk, CaptainShortbread (CaptainCupkirk)
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik
16 May 2025
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Collection of short (and not so short) prompt fills for the Temeraire Discord Server Birthday event
Day 1: Pegging (Roland/Laurence) (Rated M)
Day 2: Pushy hatchling bonding with a grieving captain (original characters) (Rated T)
Day 3: Orgasm denial/delay for days (Tharkay/Laurence) (Rated E)
Day 4: Harness (Little/Granby/Laurence) (Rated E)
Day 5: Childhood Fear (Laurence & Tharkay) (Rated T)See chapter notes for additional tags for each day
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The Importance of Wearing a Neckcloth by CaptainShortbread (CaptainCupkirk)
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik
20 Feb 2025
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Fellas, is it gay to notice how good your lieutenant's chest looks when the wind blows his collar open?
(Idk what to tell you. This is just 400 words of Laurence thirsting after Granby without even realising that he's thirsting.)
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Maybe I Just Wanna Be Yours by CaptainCupkirk for MilkAndBones
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik
16 Feb 2025
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Set post-canon.
Jane Roland was not sure what to expect when Edith Woolvey invited her to go see a performance at the theatre, or what kind of intentions the other woman could possibly have for doing so. Mrs Woolvey had no connections to the aerial corps, after all, and there was no way that her interest in Jane could be personal in nature, right? Right???
(Chapter 1 is rated T, all explicit content is in chapter 2)
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Presumed beta Ilya Rozanov unexpectedly goes into his first heat at age seventeen, forcing him into a life of hiding in order to be able to play the sport he’d built his life around; the sport that could be his ticket out of Russia and away from his family that hates him. When he meets the Canadian draft favorite, beta Shane Hollander, Ilya assumes that the only obstacles this Hollander guy will be able to throw at him will be dealt with on the ice. But the two rivals find themselves inexplicably drawn to one another, both on and off the ice, entering into a dangerous game of attraction and secrets that neither of them ever expected to play, and one that neither will ever be able to forfeit.
TW: suicidal thoughts/ideation
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16 Jun 2026
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"Is it true? Hollander is on rut waivers?"
"Mr Rozanov. Sit down."
"Make an offer. Offer – offer me."When Shane is cast out of the Metros due to a mystery hormone issue affecting his game, Ilya makes an offer to save his career: become a Boston Raider, and Ilya Rozanov's mate.
It would be easier if they hadn't already been sleeping together for years.
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13 Jun 2026
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Scott Hunter, Really? by wendiferous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Jun 2026
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Ilya is lonely, and tired, and really, really drunk. And so he kisses Scott Hunter. But that doesn't really help, because that's not the hockey player he wants to be kissing.
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11 Jun 2026
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Distraction by Emphysematous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Mar 2026
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03-Nov-2011 21:46 Ilya: What's a girl to do on a lonely night in Montreal? [seen]
Ilya is absolutely not becoming dangerously preoccupied with Shane Hollander. He's just horny for cock, and Hollander isn't the only man in Montreal tonight. Especially if he's not even going to fucking text back. So, after beating the Metros in tonight's game, Ilya's going to find a guy to hook up with. (Probably; he's never actually tried to pick up a guy at a bar before.) And he's going to choose someone who is definitely not Shane Hollander and prove to himself that it's just dick that he wants, and not Hollander's dick specifically.
Tonight only at the Cellar Bar! FABIAN SALAH - Nov 3rd 2011, 10pm. $10
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02 Apr 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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