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He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with the epilogue.
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Four long years after leaving Sakura at the gate, the members of Team 7 are back in Konoha and she is not the same girl they left behind.
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- Part 1 of All I Want, All I Need
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29 Apr 2026
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Ten million galleons in exchange for teaching Draco Malfoy the finer arts of sexual pleasure before his wedding.
For an entire year. In secret. While he’s betrothed to someone else.
What could go wrong?
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22 Apr 2026
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Draco’s mission was simple: travel two thousand years into the past and kill Hermione Granger.
He did not, however, anticipate complications. Namely, a side quest involving Granger’s friends, who have also time-travelled courtesy of substandard Time-Turners.
Becoming entangled in ancient politics while wearing a toga and facing a severe shortage of hair gel was not on his bingo card.
Neither was becoming a Roman soldier.
Nor befriending a perpetually ill-tempered ginger cat.
And certainly not falling for the very woman he was sent to kill.
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- Part 1 of Tattered and Tethered To You
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24-year-old War Hero and iryō-nin, Haruno Sakura, is tired. She ran away from her responsibilities to an alternate dimension three years ago, with 0 intention of interacting with the shinobi world. With only a mokuton-made sanctuary and orchard to her name, she intends to spend her time healing with Katsuyu as her sole companion.
Then, some idiots decide to run past her hidden sanctuary with two obviously kidnapped young boys. Two young boys with chakra signatures she would know anywhere. At any point in time.
Suddenly, Sakura’s retirement is up in flames, as she finds herself drawn to a stoic and hardened widower, Namikaze Minato.
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19 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger did everything she could to restore her parents' memories after the war ended.
However, in an attempt to fight her own spell something went wrong.
Dealing with a rare and uncontrollable gift, she'll find there's only one person who can really help her. -
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At her breaking point, Narcissa risks everything and follows a hunch she has on Severus Snape to save Draco from the Dark Lord constant torture. That’s how Draco Malfoy ends up waking up in a tent in the middle of nowhere, Potter, Weasley and Granger perched over him, his wrists bound to an old camping cot and his wand nowhere to be found.
His mother had exchanged his life for a cup, a stupid cup, entrusting him to their helpless enemies.
She had clearly lost her mind.
‘It’s not just a cup’ said Granger gritting her teeth.
‘It’s not just a cup’ Draco repeated mocking her.
‘This is going to be a disaster’ muttered Potter massaging his temples.
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It has been years since Orochimaru has taken on a proper apprentice, but when the Fourth Hokage asks him to chose one from the Rookie 12, it’s not surprising he’s the one to find the diamond in the rough
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*** NOW COMPLETE ***
**2025 Reddit Top Dramione**
Nominated:
Best Hogwarts Era
Best Twist On A TropeWhat if Hermione Granger had a twin?
In the stories they tell after the war, it’s always Coraline Granger they remember. Cora, 1/3 of the Golden Trio. Cora, The Bravest Witch of Her Age. Or Cora, the Golden Girl. Cora fought loud and brave. She had the accolades, the War Hero Status, and the friendship of Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world. But there was another sister, more intelligent and, perhaps, powerful. Hermione Granger, often overlooked in favor of her twin.
The first Muggleborn sorted into Slytherin, she vanished into the shadows the moment the hat touched her head. She wasn’t the girl who led the charge, she was the one who rewrote the battlefield behind the scenes. With Draco Malfoy at her side and a House full of snakes behind her, Hermione did what others wouldn’t. History, however, never remembers the girl who made the hard decisions, for legends, like her sister, only live in the light.
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At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh-so-helpful gift of a larger-than-average forehead.
The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. (OC-insert as Sakura)
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08 Mar 2026
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Draco Malfoy sets more than he realizes in motion when he stumbles upon the Golden Girl in the hands of one of the Dark Lord's most twisted Death Eaters, Antonin Dolohov. He knows that he can't leave her this time, but by saving Hermione, he's solidified the future.
Set five years after the Battle of Hogwarts where, Hermione still struggles to come to terms with the assault she experienced, managing her bookstore and an obsessive ex-boyfriend. Is the savior from her past the answer to her problems today?
Working with Harry Potter as an Auror at the DMLE. Draco has managed to build a respectable life for himself, but he knows something is missing. He's long admired Hermione Granger, but his firm belief that she wants nothing to do with him has held him back. When a series of mysterious crimes land on Draco's desk, he's tasked with finding the culprit. Can Draco beat the clock in a race against time to save the wizarding world and the woman he loves?
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Draco Malfoy agreed to be one of the few chaperones on his son's spring class trip to Mexico. He didn't anticipate the hardest part of the trip would be dealing with the Hogwarts Professor in charge.
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- Part 1 of Legends of the Mayan Temple
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The Perks of Being Draco Malfoy by semay3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
07 Jul 2026
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8 years after the death of Voldemort at the Battle of Hogwarts, Shacklebolt is dead and John Dawlish has become Minister of Magic. All was well until the Daily Prophet began a fear campaign around another dark magic uprising. With Wiggenweld also becoming exceptionally hard to come by, Peace and Order were the most prominent words being thrown around magical Britain. A ministry-led program, Magical Matches, was created to force marriages between magically compatible witches and wizards. The Ministry had declared that strong magic bonds would be the key to prevent another dark uprising in the future, placing emphasis on the need for a stronger magical population. When Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are paired together as Magical Matches, they are forced to face their true feelings about themselves and each other.
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“Okay, what we know so far.” Hermione listed, "One, our magic is drawing us together. Two, we can use each other’s wands. Three, there were actual sparks when you touched me."
After an infant binding ritual magically joins Hermione and Draco to counteract the Black family blood curse, they must navigate the secret binding through their years together at Hogwarts.
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- Part 1 of The Binding Universe
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Wicked Bonds by Rox1968 for Beatificbean, karma_cookie, thedramionearchives (dittanyanddreams), PaperCranePodfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2025
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Seven years after the war, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are brilliant, successful, and perfectly content to avoid each other. But when a mysterious magical flare forces them into an uneasy alliance, long-buried secrets begin to rise—along with a bond neither of them expected.
Haunted by grief and PTSD, Hermione hides behind her work as an Unspeakable. Draco, now a powerful potions magnate, is desperate to save his mother from the shadow of Lucius Malfoy. As cursed blood magic begins to stir, their reluctant partnership sets them on a collision course of dark magic, hidden truths, sexual tension, and laugh-out-loud chaos.
With a slow-burn enemies-to-lovers romance, high stakes, sharp wit, and an unfolding mystery that could destroy the wizarding world, what happens when the ties that bind run deeper, and darker, than anyone ever imagined.
****COMPLETED - DECEMBER 1, 2025****
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- Part 1 of The Bonded Ones
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Hermione Granger hasn't truly lived in years. As a Senior Lead Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries antiquities division, she's replaced every friendship, warm meal, and quiet evening with work. The only person who seems to notice she's disappearing is the last person she'd expect: Draco Malfoy, her insufferable colleague who sends her home when her hands start shaking and slips Pepper-Up Potions into her desk when she isn't looking.
She doesn't know he's been in love with her for years. She doesn't know he's waiting for her to see him.
When an ancient Greek vessel unleashes a surge of wild magic that binds them together, unable to be more than two feet apart, the walls they've spent years building begin to crumble. And beneath the panic and the proximity, a quieter, more inconvenient magic begins to take root. One no spell can unwork. One that feels, inconveniently, like falling in love.
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Lucius Malfoy is determined to rebuild a better world, but the Wizengamot is mired in complacency. When he notices Hermione Granger—dismissed by her peers yet burning with ideas—he recognizes both her brilliance and her potential. With Narcissa at his side, they draw Hermione into their world of influence, guiding her rise through the tangled web of wizarding politics. But as ambition intertwines with affection, the Malfoys begin to wonder: is Hermione destined to be their greatest ally, or the newest member of their family?
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Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager on his own. When he notices his son's newfound interest in girls, he takes it upon himself to give him some fatherly advice. Little does he know that his son's crush is none other than his own childhood nemesis, who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle awkward situations, parenthood, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. COMPLETE!
Finalist for "After All This Time?" Spring 2017 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for "Best Fluffy/Humor Fic"
WINNER for Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards!
WINNER for Best Professor Era fic, 2018 Granger Enchanted Awards!
WINNER for Best Professor Era fic, 2018 Beyond the Nook Fanfiction Awards!Series
- Part 1 of This Is Everything
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Still Life by monsterleadmehome
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
04 Jun 2020
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He rucked her skirts up, hands running up the length of her thighs. She mentally cursed her decision to wear stockings today, but at least she had foregone knickers, as the stockings were full coverage. Her breaths came in heavy pants as Draco’s thumb brushed over her damp center. He drew a shuddered breath. “What—” he asked between kisses, “ —are we going to do about this?”
He had meant the situation—them—but she took it more literally. “Rip them.”
Hermione Granger is Minister for Magic and on the brink of divorce. When the Wizengamot suggests reinstating the office of Advisor to the Minister for Magic, it sounds like a good idea... When widower Draco Malfoy is offered a chance to work closely with the Minister, he gladly accepts.
Russian translation available here.