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“Something about how we’re going to beat Norway using your pheromones against Erling Haaland.”
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12 Jul 2026
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You Will Be Just Fine by azalea_38
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
21 Apr 2025
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Sanji vowed to never be in a loveless marriage after seeing what his mother had to go through before her health failed her.
Yet, the omega was forced to marry Roronoa Zoro, the cold and distant alpha heir to the Kuraigana mafia. After Sanji gave birth, the alpha became even more distant than before, which the blond didn’t know was possible. So there was their son, with every type of toy he could even imagine, but not a father in sight. Sora knew that the big green Mosshead in the photos was his dad, and the unhygienic ogre that he sees twice a year in the mornings was him too.
However, no need to fret, he will be such a kick-ass parent that Sora will never even think he needs that overgrown mossy copy of himself!
But history repeats itself. So Sanji needs that shitty Marimo to pull his head out of his ass, because who will take care of Sora when he no longer can?
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Or, A guide on how to fix your loveless marriage and become a happy family in a year!- Language:
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06 Jul 2026
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From Unexpected Places by Azulray
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Aug 2025
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Dazai had expected life after the Decay of Angels incident to go pretty smoothly. Sure, there were the bumps of the deal Fukuzawa had made with Mori and the Agency's tattered reputation— not to mention the nagging feeling he got whenever he thought of Fyodor— but it was nothing he wouldn't be able to handle with time and an unfortunate amount of effort.
That was of course before he'd received a letter from European wizarding authorities. Well, he might as well make the most of this situation and knock out some of his problems in the process. Better yet, he could drag Chuuya along for the ride.
Or: Dazai (who just so happens to be the son of a British wizard terrorist) gets into magical legal trouble. The wizarding world is not prepared.
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18 Feb 2026
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The first time Dante met his son, the runt stole his pizza. The second time he had half the police force of Capulet East after him. The third time he saved the Kid's life and got a kick to the face. This time, he was determined to introduce himself.
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03 Nov 2025
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Ivan buys a Till-adjacent fleshlight. Chaos ensues.
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28 Oct 2025