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    It’s a fascinating dilemma. The kind that House will gnaw on for a while before inevitably coming up with some kind of psychoanalyzation for it, like he always does. That’s what he’s good at. Admittedly, he doesn’t quite know how to go about analyzing this. Because there’s an obvious answer, but it’s an answer he’s not quite sure how to feel about. 

    He pops two Ibuprofen. All of this is making his leg hurt. 

    “Are you even paying attention to anything we’re saying?” Thirteen asks. House finally jolts back into reality. 

    “What does it mean if someone kisses you and runs away?”

    Chase blinks. “Cuddy?”

    “No.”

    “A hooker?”  

    “Bingo. We have a winner.” Wilson is very decidedly not a hooker. Unless there’s something that he’s not telling him. 

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    In his rush to get to work on time, Wilson accidentally tells House he loves him. They both handle it like mature adults. Obviously.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    The redhead glances down, and his throat goes dry. Dazai’s cock is huge. Like seriously, huge.

    Suddenly, Chuuya feels lightheaded. He’s three parts drunk, two parts nauseous, and about five hundred thousand parts so goddamn horny he cannot think straight.

    The alpha chuckles upon seeing Chuuya’s reaction but he’s clearly not unaffected either, out-of-breath as he is. “Of course my cock would be bigger than yours, Chuuya. Did you forget about basic biology we’ve been cramming since high school?”

    “Of course not,” Chuuya huffs, yet he’s equally breathless. He knows his scent must be completely out of control and his body is producing slick like he’s in heat, but all he can think of is the fact Dazai’s hand is no longer moving on his cock.

    “You’re a doctor, Chibi,” Dazai reminds. His mouth ghosts over Chuuya’s neck, his breath hot when he whispers, “You should know your body was made to receive, not to give.

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    An imperfect guide on what to do when you take comparing dick sizes with your rival too far and accidentally end up with an unplanned pregnancy.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    CSR: THE VAMPIRE'S DESIRE

    "I want you to remember how I'll own every inch of you, Chuuya. I want you to remember every single detail of you being my prey tonight."

    Dazai always hated a certain redhead named Tsuyuu. After being left broken and used, the man suddenly disappears. Dazai then swore to find that man and kill him in the most painful way imaginable. Right now, after years of searching for the traitor, he sees the man once again and he’s itching to kill the person so much— little did he know that it wasn't the same person he hated at all. The redhead is Chuuya, Tsuyuu's twin brother.

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    14 May 2026

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    CSR: THE BILLIONAIRE'S OBSESSION

    "Holy shit." Chuuya mumbles as he immediately kneel down and check the person's pulse, "You fucking extra, do you intend to die here? The blame would be pointed at me, what the hell!?"

    Chuuya, a thief and a delinquent, finds a bleeding man in the gloomy dark slums where he lives amidst stormy night, and that bleeding man in question is no other than Osamu Dazai, the World's Youngest Billionaire. Of course, Chuuya has no choice but to babysit this brat. What could go wrong, right?

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    14 May 2026

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    CSR: OPERATION MACKEREL: 10 WAYS TO MAKE DAZAI OSAMU JEALOUS

    Chuuya woke up with the most vicious and head wrecking realization that he has ever had... he thinks he loves that shitty epitome of a fish! But there's no way Dazai likes him back so in order to test that hypothesis out, there's a solution: make the Mackerel jealous. It is supposed to be an easy plan but... how could things get extremely chaotic?

    {Literally just bunch of gays in love and the summary is in the title, lol.}

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