16 Bookmarks by Calmandclumsy

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    Batman and the Justice League get captured in a completely ridiculous and entirely unpredictable way. Batman's plans get called into question and by his team mates and a villain that doesn't deserve the name. He decides to abandon them to his best and most vicious general plan; let the kids sort everything out. He just wants to stop sneezing, get home, and have some soup.

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    3/3
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    23 Jun 2026

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    Gotham was built on a cave system. Batman has referenced a Bat Cave before. Tim is currently in the cave system. He is in the cave system that he entered from Drake Manor. Drake Manor is right next door to where Batman- The Bruce Wayne- lives. Holy Cavern, Batman! Tim had just accidentally wandered into the Bat Cave’s cave system.

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    Tim, having found a weird hole after a storm, decides to go exploring ignoring the fact that This Is Gotham and They Probably Have Cursed Stuff Down There.

    Luckily, it was just a cave system that spans the entire Gotham underground. Unluckily, Tim is a very curious child.

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    20/20
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    20 Jun 2026

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    Instead of lunging at him, the monster stumbled, as it tried to stand, and Clark saw as a child's leg slipped out of a big black boot before tangling in a yellow belt, small, very childish hands trying and failing to catch it. And maybe… And maybe it wasn't a monster at all, because as Clark watched, transfixed, the kid - because it had to be a kid, he didn't seem to be older than Clark- face planted on the floor without making even a single noise.

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    Or; a magical mishap accidently turns the World's Finest into an 8 and a 9 year old. Shenanigans ensue.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Crow discusses the mayor's new infrastructure plan, as well as some news on the latest Rogue breakouts. Also, for the first time, the show has a sponsor!
    Weather - Everything Is Not What It Seems by Selena Gomez

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Strange’s gaze was heavy. “If you stay here, the fabric of the multiverse will tear apart. Every universe will bleed into the next until nothing is left.”

    Peter swallowed hard, his throat tight. “So what’s the other option?”

    Strange hesitated, then answered with finality. “I can’t make people forget. That won’t be enough anymore. The rift is following you. The only way to save our world… is to send you to another one.”

    or

    another peter parker is dick graysons son fic bc I love them
    I gave it my own little twist of course

     

    I don’t consent to my work or any of my works being used in an AI program. While I’m at it I DONT USE AI. I HATE IT

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    22/?
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    11 Jun 2026

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    Longest series name ever. This is an AU where Kid Jason and Kid Tim join the Batfam early and cause adorable but badass havoc everywhere they go.

    Each story is a standalone but connected.

    The core story is complete. There may be extras in the future.

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    31 May 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 50

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    Damian Wayne wakes in his two-year-old body. He takes this by all the grace expected and decides that this time around, he deserves to be spoiled.
    Setting off to Gotham, shenanigans ensue and Damian finds himself adopted by the Drakes.
    Tim is thriving, Bruce is visibly aging, and Janet is way too amused for anyone’s good.

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    28 May 2026

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    There’s a few rings, then the phone picks up.

    “Wayne Residence.”

    That’s funny, Tim thinks, Mrs. Mac doesn’t sound like herself.

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    On a hot July evening while home alone, eight-year-old Tim gets a fever. He means to ask Mrs. Mac for help — but ends up accidentally calling Alfred Pennyworth. Somehow, even in sickness, he wins all the hearts of the Wayne family in one fell swoop.

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    16 May 2026

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    Batman has finally failed, and all of Gotham is gone. Tim has a plan and a time machine to make things right. He overachieves like always.

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    15 May 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 88

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    It’s my own damn fault. I should never have let myself get attached.
    Tim’s last barista had finally refused to serve him, after weeks of sneakily downgrading his shots, and he was on the hunt for someone who would just make his usual without complaint.
    He got a little more than he bargained for.

    This is not pwp... But feel free to ignore the plot if you so choose.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Therapy isn't working out for Tim (possibly because he has like, way too many issues), so Dinah suggests he try music therapy instead. This turns out to be such a good idea he drafts it to his team and suddenly he's moonlighting as a rock singer in a band that's rising in popularity. Maintaining a new "secret" identity is easy enough, and he's having a lot of fun!

    Unfortunately for Tim, it seems he's a bit TOO good at the secret identity thing, because his family doesn't seem to realize that it's him.

    Ugh, this is just proving his point.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Deadpool definitely wanted the Spidey-shaped forbidden fruit, and his want drowned out the voices screeching against his amygdala that if he snooped then Spidey would never forgive him and he’d lose his best friend, future father of his babies, the carne asada in his burrito, and so forth.

    He did it anyway, because Deadpool didn’t make wise decisions.

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    Peter finds out Wade's secret Identity. Wade finds out Peter's. Neither tells the other. Cue shenanigans.

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    Chapters:
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    13 Oct 2025

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    When Superman, better known in civilian clothes as Clark Kent, helps two boys lost in Metropolis, he doesn’t expect it to lead to sharing hot chocolate with their tired, sharp-edged father. Clark has no idea the stranger is Bruce Wayne, Gotham’s reclusive billionaire ; all he sees is a tired man with storm-cloud eyes and the kind of smile he wants to see again.

    It should have been just a coincidence, one he’d think back on fondly, and then let go. A rainy afternoon in Metropolis, a coffee shop shelter, and two boys with sharp tongues. But by the time the storm clears, Clark’s sure of two things:

     

    He’s absolutely smitten.

     

    He has no idea how to ask for Bruce Wayne’s number in front of his kids.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    5 times Wally found himself in the middle of a Batfamily paintball tournament + 1 time he joined in
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    You do not need to have read the previous fic in the series to read this, though there will be miniscule references to it at chapter 5

    (rated teen and up because of swearing)

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    03 Sep 2025

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    When Bruce Wayne gets stuck in a time loop, he's more intrigued than alarmed. It doesn't hurt that every day ends with his first date with Clark Kent.

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    27 Aug 2025

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    Peter Parker, like any 14 year old superhero mutant, really wants to catch a break. And yet somehow, he never gets one. He's just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, nothing special, so what gives?

    Well, that's only if you don't look at his biology ever since the radioactive spider bite. Or his extensive track record of running away from his guardians and that he was homeless for a bit. Or the amount of people in his life that have died because he's some kind of bad luck charm. Or that his foster-dad is Tony Stark now.

    Or the fact that he was randomly kidnapped one morning on his way to school, and now he's in an alternate universe with a bunch of strange vigilantes that keep stalking him.

    He thinks they mean well, but they're really weird. Besides that Red Hood guy. He's pretty cool. Though something about them- especially Nightwing- is familiar, that's not important. He has enough on his plate right now, considering there are multiple people trying to upend the fabric of time and space. He can figure out the other details later.

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    490,234
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    6,087
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    33,710
    Bookmarks:
    8,959
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    1,741,003

    28 Jul 2025

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