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“Alright,” Lucifer says, turning back to the counter to take the next customer’s order, “And what can I get started for yo—”
His smile pulls tight and uncomfortable across his face, surely looking more akin to a grimace than anything resembling the simple joy that was present only moments before.
Not him again…
“Do you typically take this long to acknowledge a customer, or are you just feeling especially inadequate today?” Alastor’s voice is irritatingly soothing, full of an easy confidence that Lucifer would love to say is misplaced—but, frustratingly, he can’t.
The man has been coming here for the better part of three months. Danced in on a breeze from out of town, some sort of up-and-coming audio engineer trying to wiggle his way into the recording booth, from what Lucifer had been able to gather.
Innocent. Innocuous.
It wasn’t something he’d normally have any issue with and, though their first meeting in the café hadn’t exactly been warm and fuzzy, it wasn’t outright hostile, either. There was something off about him that Lucifer couldn’t quite put a finger on—until the bodies started piling up.
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29 Jun 2026
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Lucifer sighs dramatically, playing it up for his daughter who is still a kid and has a bedtime, and it’s already getting late. “I hope whoever lives here doesn’t mind us hanging out until the rain slows down,” he says, observing the way the magnolia tree bravely attempts to keep the rain at bay.
“Well, I don’t mind, but you might as well knock and introduce yourself while you’re here.” An amused voice drawls from behind them.
Lucifer does not yelp. Though he can attest for sure that Charlie has no reaction. What a brave daughter.
He turns around, ready to (lightly) scold the house owner for scaring them on Halloween, of all nights, but he stops in his tracks.
Because holy fucking shit.
If he didn’t know he was bisexual before, he would be going through a lot more crises right now. Thankfully he was very out and comfortable with his identity, and was very single.
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- Part 4 of Radioapple Trick or Treat 2024
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29 Jun 2026
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When Lucifer agrees to join Charlie and her friends for the holidays, all he really wants is a chance to reconnect with his daughter, but when he realizes he'll be sharing an Airbnb with one of her friends, he expects to be counting down the days until his flight home.
That is, until he meets Alastor.
Join Lucifer for his very own Hallmark Christmas adventure full of found family, old wounds, and maybe the start of something amazing.
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- Part 1 of Cuts and Bruises
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24 Jun 2026
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you were never not mine by radioapple-heathen (hikariandyami)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Mar 2025
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Alastor heaves a long-suffering sigh. “Vox!” he greets. “What an unpleasant surprise.”
“Alastor,” Vox acknowledges with just as much cheerful contempt. “How are you doing this Hellish morning, old pal?”
“Up until ten seconds ago, absolutely fantastic!” Alastor glances at the proffered gift in Vox’s hands, mockery at the ready. “Really now, Vox, this is getting quite pathetic. How many times must I rebuff your advances for the point to stick in that flat screen of yours?”
Said screen’s signal jams, displaying a glimpse of an error message, before Vox’s face reappears. “Charming as always, Al,” he says with a pinched smile. “But rest assured, these are not for you.”
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23 Jun 2026
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A shared sexual dream causes problems for Alastor and Lucifer. But when Alastor discovers that the king can break soul deals, he decides to use this new closeness to get out of his own deal...with the queen. Will he get close enough before Lucifer finds out? Alternatively: Vox's horny mistake, and Charlie's attempt to rehabilitate her father, goes very, very awry.
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23 Jun 2026