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The Outcast Prince by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Aug 2023
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“The Mobei-Jun rises from his throne, eyes glowing white as his voice takes on the timbre of power unique to the reigning Ice Demon King of the Northern Desert. “Prince Mo Bei is declared outcast. You are sentenced to conditional exile according to the traditions of this Court. Prince Mo Bei, you are forbidden from returning to your ancestral lands until you have learned to count to five. Learn to count to claim your rightful throne.”
Once upon a time, an arrogant prince was exiled from his kingdom. A kind stranger takes him in. Together they write a new story.
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A Persistent Desire by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Dec 2022
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"“What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dive like this?” the bartender leers, ostentatiously staring down Meiyin’s low cut dress. Meiyin laughs, deep and full throated, and pushes her tits together with her arms, leaning forward across the bar.
“Waiting for my husband to finish her shift so she can take me home and fuck me on the carpet in the living room,” Meiyin says, deep red lips curved up into a mischievous smile. "
Old married couple having old married people sex. That's it, that's the story.
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The Salt of our Skin by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 May 2022
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“Fuckin’ gymnasts, man,” Mo Beijun snorts as the man jumps up to grab the rings, pulling himself slowly up into a flawless maltese cross.
“Yeah that’s exactly what we should be doing,” Luo Binghe says, openly watching the other man.
“Mmmm,” Mo Beijun says agreeably, leaning into Luo Binghe’s touch. “He’s jumpy as a feral cat though.”
“I’m good with ferals,” Luo Binghe smirks, giving Mo Beijun a once-over. Mo Beijun laughs and elbows him, and they get back to their workout.
Luo Binghe and Mo Beijun decide to seduce the new trainer at their gym.
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Misery by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly) for nachtofthedead
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Apr 2022
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"With shaking fingers, he traces the planes of what will be Shen Qingqiu’s face. He brushes dirt from the body’s hair, rearranges its arms so it looks more peaceful, wipes a smear of mud from its chest. The body doesn’t exactly look dead but isn’t currently breathing and doesn’t have the… seeming of life. Shang Qinghua insisted that Shen Qingqiu’s soul was not yet fully inside the body, but Liu Qingge is sure he can sense Shen Qingqiu’s presence in the clearing, if not in the body. He hopes Shen Qingqiu is able to be aware of and comforted by, at some level, the knowledge that his body is safe and being cared for by one who cares for him very deeply."
A very Not Ok Liu Qingge finds Shen Qingqiu's plant body before Shen Qingqiu wakes up. He tends and cares for it and keeps it safe.
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Ten Thousand Things Grow by Calamity Butterfly (Calamity_Butterfly)
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)
14 Mar 2022
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"“You don’t even know what he’s proposing!” says Zhou Zishou, sounding aggrieved.
“Of course I do,” comes Wen Kexing’s patient voice. “He is talking about Triad Yang Bridge Stabilization. It’s a rare technique, as not many people end up with, well, situations like yours, and even fewer, ah, would both be strong enough in cultivation to perform the technique and consent to its requirements. But the technique itself was originally developed by Healer Valley and I am familiar with the basics of the process.”"
Ye Baiyi offers a temporary solution to stabilize Zhou Zishou's condition. Zhou Zishou and Wen Kexing accept his offer.
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Nailed It by Kangofu_CB, Lissadiane, Villainny (Nny)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
21 Aug 2019
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“From GrrlTragic: Suddenly all the actual sex toys in the world disappear, what do you use in their place?”
Bucky is grateful he’s locked his arm, because otherwise the camera would’ve tumbled straight out of his grip and onto the floor. He’s staring at Clint in shock but Clint doesn’t seem to notice, just laughing and setting the card aside as he continues to talk.
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What’s a little Wank Off Wednesday between friends?
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This Is Why We Can Have Nice Things by jedusaur for buckybarnesdeservestobehappy (hutchabelle)
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
28 Dec 2022
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"This is not the same coffee you've been bringing me," says Clint. "This coffee..." He gulps down the last mouthful and pours himself another cup. "This is the best coffee I've ever had. What is this? Where did you get this?"
"Four days," Bucky says thoughtfully. "I figured it would take you at least a week. I guess your taste is more discerning than either of us thought."
"None of the coffee has been the same," Clint realizes. He points at Bucky with the hand not cradling his perfect coffee to his chest. "You're doing a thing."
Bucky grins. "I," he confirms, "am doing a thing."
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21 Jun 2026
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Steve Sucks at Matchmaking by Kangofu_CB
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Mar 2019
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Clint and Bucky are good friends. They've been getting closer over the last few months, slowly easing into a camaraderie that seems easy and natural.
All of that is fine, until Steve Rogers takes an interest.
Meddling national icons are no joke.
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21 Jun 2026
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if god is in the lens by shatteredhourglass
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)
07 Jun 2019
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The Asset pauses. He remembers the first few days after dragging St- dragging Captain America out of the water, the aimless emptiness that had filled him, with no mission and no knowledge of what to do next. He’d spent a week staring at the peeling wallpaper in a motel. There had been butterflies patterned on it. He hadn’t known what direction to go in next, because he was (is) scared of Captain America, and he didn’t want anything to do with Hydra, and he’d just… stopped. That’s when he realizes Barton isn’t going to move unless he gives the man a reason to move, something to do that isn’t related to a past he can’t remember or the threat of imminent death. (It’s been burned out of him, the Asset can relate.)
A mission.
He's leaning on the button to the microphone before he thinks about it. “Come with me and you can kill more of them.”
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17 Jun 2026
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In Bucky’s day, he wouldn’t have bothered to film an interrogation. Hell, in Bucky’s day, he wouldn’t have had the tech for filming, let alone live streaming.
And he certainly wouldn’t have been ballsy enough to do it unless he was damn sure he’d pull it off. These assholes, the ones who took Clint, they’ve got no idea what they’re in for, but Clint’s been profiting off other people underestimating him since he was a kid.
And Bucky’s lookin’ forward to seeing Clint show these assholes what he can do.
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