CalamityAnn
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"Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian." Remus said absentmindedly as he read the paper. The group turned to look at him. No one bothered to ask what he meant by that.
"You'll be okay, J, there are plenty of women out there for you!" Barty attempted to console James.
"I know, I just wish I was married again!" The door to the coffee shop swung open violently as a soaking wet man in a white suit burst through and began looking frantically around the room.
"And I wish I was a millionaire!" Remus exclaimed and flung his hand towards the door with an expectant look on his face. His sarcastic tone made Barty want to punch him and he signalled him to cut it out. As the mysterious stranger approached the bar, Sirius stood, looking like someone had slapped him in the face.
"Reggie?"
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"Right, now, look at my forehead." He shone the light in Harry's eyes for a few more seconds and clicked the torch off, sliding over to his desk in the chair. Harry's eyes stayed glued to Malfoy's forehead. Malfoy slid back. "Okay, n- why are you still looking at my forehead?" Malfoy asked, brows drawing together in a frown.
Harry blinked and regained eye contact.
"Because you told me to."
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Three in a bed by CalamityAnn
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
15 Jan 2024
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Nico has been travelling for a year and a half, and after a chance meeting with Percy, he's pulled into a (very confusing) dynamic with Percy and Annabeth, the infamous couple who were made for each other. But what if they knew there was something (or someone) missing from their hearts?
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Solangelo oneshots by CalamityAnn
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
28 Jul 2023
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Oneshots, some smut
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Harry accidently finds out that Malfoy has a huge cock, the next night Draco finds out that Harry likes huge cocks.
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31 Jan 2026
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When Draco walked into the Mezz, a gay Muggle nightclub a few streets down from Diagon Alley, there was one thing he did not particularly expect to see. And that was Harry Potter with his tongue halfway down another boy’s throat.
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27 Jan 2026
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Sometimes, family is two deranged ex-boyfriends and the sentient magical house caught in the middle.
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29 Dec 2025
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[FIC + ART] Pop! by Shewhxmustnxtbenamed for slyssnakes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2025
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Harry can’t relax, so Draco helps him.
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29 Dec 2025
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Even the most powerful love potions won’t affect you if you already harbour feelings for the person you're supposed to become infatuated with.
But love can sometimes be almost inseparable from obsession, Harry has learnt.
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29 Dec 2025