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Sleight of Hand by andabatae
Fandoms: Star Wars, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
02 Sep 2019
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Rey visits the close-up magic show at the Magic Castle, where magician Kylo Ren is performing. Turns out he has a lot of tricks up his sleeve...
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22 Mar 2026
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"The Rebel’s Secret Passion" by B.S. Kysses by andabatae
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars
03 Jul 2019
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It's not like I need more WIPs, but here we are! Inspired by this prompt.
"Ben uses a pen name for his smutty romance novels, but he isn't sure what to do when he finds out that his friend/crush, who doesn't know he writes, is addicted to them. For a more crack-ish angle, Rey borrows the books from Leia, who also doesn't know."
"Hard mode: Make it in canon."
I am not a coward, so here we go. Introducing: Kylo Ren, Supreme Leader/romance novelist. I REGRET NOTHING.
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- Part 6 of Canonverse Fics
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22 Mar 2026
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The Elusive Mating Dance of the Porgus Adorabilis by andabatae
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars
18 Jun 2019
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A Plaid Paramour prompt for NewerConstellations!
Rey Niima is a PhD student studying the extremely endangered porg. Her dissertation is almost complete, but there's one phenomenon she has yet to document: the porg mating dance. She's about to witness it for the first time when a plane crash-lands on the island, disrupting both the porgs and Rey's research.
Kylo Ren recently inherited Ahch-To, but what does a rich Manhattan playboy want with a deserted rock in the middle of the ocean? His plans to sell it as soon as possible are stymied when he crash-lands on the island and realizes it isn't deserted, after all...
Sparks fly as the snarky cynic and the idealistic nerd struggle to reconcile their differing worldviews. The porgs aren't the only ones navigating a complicated mating dance...
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22 Mar 2026
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It has been 13 years since Sarah ran the Labyrinth. Now an aspiring Broadway actress, she has written off the memory as the fantasy of a lonely teenage girl.
But she is still haunted by dreams of the Goblin King wanting her, needing her, seducing her.
Until one night, when she can no longer stand it. She says her right words, and Jareth appears to overturn life as she knows it.
And this time, he isn't letting her go.
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07 Mar 2026
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Sarah Williams has spent eight years running away from the fateful night where she wished away her baby brother. She ran so far, that she convinced herself that everything she experienced was one big delusion of grandeur from her deluded adolescent mind. Instead of dwelling on the past, she focused on the future.
The Goblin King, however, had different plans in store for her.
Plans beyond her wildest dreams were unfolding around her, and unbeknownst to her, she was at the epicenter of a storm that was about to tear her life apart. In this tumultuous journey, Sarah must learn how to survive a world meant to kill her, and how to suffer a broody Goblin King intent on keeping her captive.
Not everything is as it seems in this magical world where fantastical beasts live. Sarah has to learn to read between the lines if she wants to know what the Goblin King truly has in store for her.
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17 Jan 2026