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(don't you) pin your heart on my sleeve by riahk for TRCelyne
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
18 Jun 2026
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“It won’t do for me to go alone—people will talk. I need a plus-one. Someone who can sell the illusion that Sylvain Gautier is capable of doing what his family expects of him and settle down.”
Dorothea laughs, if only to hide the fact that his proposition scares her more than it should. “That sounds like a job for a professional.”
When Sylvain gets invited to a wedding he can't lie his way out of, he asks his casual hookup Dorothea to play the role of his girlfriend to keep his overbearing parents off his back. What could possibly go wrong?
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14 Jul 2026
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The New Cultivation Method by lettered
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Nov 2024
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A year after Hua Cheng broke Xie Lian's shackles and dissipated into a cloud of butterflies, he returns with three thousand lanterns in the sky. Xie Lian informs him he would like to change his cultivation method.
Hua Cheng isn't ready.
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14 Jul 2026
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Upon Your Altar by BiscuitFiction
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
04 Jul 2026
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["This was done to you-” Hua Cheng forces down a scream, “-in my name. Allow me to atone, Your Highness.”
“If you insist. May I ask how I know you?”
“Yes, and I will answer, but please let me heal you first.”Xie Lian nods and hops down from the altar. He is a little alarmed that Hua Cheng said “not again,” like he knew this was done before. As far as he knows, only three souls ever made it out of that temple: Wu Ming, Bai Wuxiang, and himself. Two of the three were destroyed. Did one of them talk before that? Maybe. No matter, Hua Cheng doesn’t seem like he liked the concept of Xie Lian tied down like that, so it should be fine to go with him.]
Or: Xie Lian is left as a live sacrifice on Crimson Rain's altar. Honestly, just another day for him. For Hua Cheng however, it's an unacceptable transgression that must be rectified, and Xie Lian isn't going to decline a meal and a bed for the night if it really means that much to him. He doesn't expect to stay as long as he does, and certainly doesn't expect to fall in love.
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14 Jul 2026
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Harry’s birthday party at Grimmauld Place should be simple: music, firewhisky, old friends, and only minor property damage. But the house is matchmaking, Ron is observant, Hermione is tired of being careful, and Sirius Black is running out of excuses.
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22 Jun 2026
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I Cannot Thrive Without Your Touch by blueberry_pancakes_618
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
19 Jun 2026
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Xie Lian decides that Hua Cheng needs to be railed in his San Lang form.
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22 Jun 2026
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Careful with your loving by cueviolins
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Jun 2026
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Handsome, is the first immediate thought Jiang Cheng has about Lan Xichen, with the kind of certainty one has about the natural order of things: gravity exists, water is wet, Lan Xichen is handsome. Inwardly, he sighs in relief.
A handsome man he can handle.
Whether Lan Xichen can handle Jiang Cheng is another thing entirely.
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22 Jun 2026
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Xie Lian Fucks AU by transfemwulian
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
19 Jun 2026
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Like the title says. Hua Cheng gets a very nice surprise after following Xie Lian home from the ox cart. Xie Lian also gets a surprise.
Xie Lian looks intently at him. "This would be your first kiss?" he guesses.
Hua Cheng is pretty sure he remembers kissing hundreds of clones. Of course, since they were his own clones, maybe that’s just as pathetic as practicing kissing with a pillow. "Um," he says, staring at Xie Lian’s mouth. Is this really okay for him to have? Maybe it’s a new ghost testing method that he somehow hasn’t heard of yet. That’s okay. Xie Lian can do anything he wants to him.
Xie Lian smiles brightly at him. "It’s easy," he reassures. "And fun! If it’s not fun anymore, you stop me, okay?"
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- Part 2 of Hualian fics by 🪸
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20 Jun 2026
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It happens, when you’re weak by transfemwulian
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
17 Jun 2026
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Wrong-footed, Hua Cheng attempts to comfort his god. All he had wanted to do was confess that it wasn’t his first time… and now, halfway through undressing, the mood is completely gone and Xie Lian is crying. How did he mess this up so badly? He’s only been back for like an hour!
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- Part 3 of Hualian fics by 🦋
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20 Jun 2026
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duty brought you home too by screamingbees for misfitmonarchy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
10 Jun 2026
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After Liu Qingge leaves from their fight, Jiang Cheng finds him.
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12 Jun 2026
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hide your back; she likes to stab them by AquamarineMemeBender for knave_of_swords
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2025
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"“I stopped,” says Wei Wuxian, and it sounds almost like a plea. It should scare Jiang Cheng. All of this should scare her; Yanli’s body falling in front of her, his blood soaking her palms; waking up to Wei Wuxian, who had once been her handmaid and something like a sister. Waking up to Wei Wuxian over her, lips as familiar as old clothes and the Zidian which was still on her finger, eyes fractured like a broken mirror and expressions tipping somewhere between familiarity and insanity.
“You didn’t,” says Jiang Cheng, and keens when Wei Wuxian dips her finger in further; then she adds a second, without warning, and it aches and it burns and it feels so, so good as Wei Wuxian scissors her open, quick and harsh, blood still streaked across her face where it hadn’t yet faded from sweat and tears."Or: After the Nightless City Massacre, Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian fuck about their feelings. Regardless of Jiang Cheng's opinions on the matter.
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- Part 4 of Battleship 2025
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12 Jun 2026
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[Translation]Why Wei Wuxian keeps buzzing by The_aviators123
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jun 2026
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Wu Wuxian was planning a rebellion.
It was a terrible idea.
Jiang Cheng was already aware of his intentions.If they were not transfer golden core and Wei Wuxian stayed at the Lotus Pier as he promised.
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11 Jun 2026
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A storm, an angry suitor, and a broken lock bring Anne and Wentworth much closer together than can be considered at all comfortable.
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- Part 5 of Crossroads
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22 May 2026
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Murder by Mischance by Seldarius
Fandoms: Persuasion - Jane Austen, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
05 May 2025
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Mr Elliot, through some minor scheming, has secured himself Anne Elliot’s hand in marriage. Unfortunately ‘death do us part’ comes around much faster than anticipated, in the form of a dagger swiftly separating him from his life.
His Majesty’s Coroner Mr Edmund Simpson investigates the foul murder and quickly finds that most people in Bath prefer Mr Elliot dead to alive. But who did them all the favour in bringing it about? The not-so-bereaved widow? The dashing and very angry rival? The jealous sister? Or someone else entirely with a motive yet to be uncovered?
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- Part 1 of Mr Simpson Smiled
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22 May 2026
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please, I've been on my knees, change the prophecy by Lady_of_the_Spirit for AquamarineMemeBender
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2026
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“What did Sect Leader Jiang want to discuss with me so privately, if I may ask?”
Qin Su saw her swallow. She looked him right in the eye and said, “I would like to marry you.”
Qin Su nearly dropped his teacup. Was he dreaming? He had certainly had this dream before. No, he was definitely awake. So what-
“I’m sorry?”
Sect Leader Jiang Cheng is in need of a husband, even if he doesn't love her. Qin Su has been in love with her since she saved his life on the battlefield.
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- Part 4 of assignment fics!!
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15 May 2026
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as if all lovers were pretty by elegantstupidity for Melacka
Fandoms: Persuasion - Jane Austen
04 Apr 2026
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The Kellynch Community Playhouse is Anne's life. If stepping away, giving it over to an outside production team for the summer, is what it takes to save it, then that's what she'll do.
Only, did it have to go to her ex's sister?
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07 May 2026
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Unspeakable Granger should probably be more concerned about Sirius Black's mysterious reappearance than his devilish charm, but the man has a way with words.
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06 May 2026
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Wen Qing's shift ends. Jiang Cheng is there.
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02 May 2026
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tender, like a bruise ['a good bruise' remix] by westiec for theleakypen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
26 Apr 2026
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There's a scandalous thrill to pressing on a bruise for the sheer pleasure of it. Wen Qing likes the whine in his throat, the way his pulse quickens beneath her fingertips, the shake in his voice as he explains how he came to obtain them.
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02 May 2026
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Ink on My Fingertips by pookie_hualian
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
20 Apr 2026
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The silence that followed was absolute. Somewhere outside, a bird called. The world had not, apparently, ended. "Which….which lesson?”
Xie Lian smiled a serene, terrible smile that looked so deeply wrong on a face still wet and glistening with Hua Cheng's juices. "The calligraphy one, of course."——
Or: Xie Lian takes his job as a calligraphy teacher very seriously. Hua Cheng takes his job as a distraction even more seriously. But when a pre-heat catches Hua Cheng off guard, the student becomes the subject, and the desk becomes much more than a place to practice brush strokes.Bookmarked by ButteredParsnip
01 May 2026
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It starts with her car dying, but it doesn’t end with just that.
"If you drop a frog in a pot of boiling water, it will of course frantically try to clamber out. But if you place it gently in a pot of tepid water and turn the heat on low, it will float there quite placidly. As the water gradually heats up, the frog will sink into a tranquil stupor, exactly like one of us in a hot bath, and before long, with a smile on its face, it will unresistingly allow itself to be boiled to death."
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- Part 1 of One's a Wanderer
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29 Apr 2026