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phobophobia by ashyforsythia
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Jul 2026
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Dark Exploration Records/Ghost Story[The Magnus Institute]
: A ghost story featured in Dark Exploration Records
: Daydream Inc. Identification code — Qterw-M-1818The Magnus Institute, an academic institution that once researched the esoteric and paranormal, dedicated to revealing the knowledge of the unknown. After a mysterious incident destroyed the building, it was subsequently abandoned along with its countless artifacts and records, and everything else that lurks within.
--------------------------------------------Or, Kim Soleum and Co. enter into the Magnus Institute and must find their way out.
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09 Jul 2026
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Statement of Cecil Gershwin Palmer by n0nbinary_menace
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Welcome to Night Vale
22 Mar 2025
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Statement of Cecil Gershwin Palmer, regarding his home town of Night Vale.
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09 Jul 2026
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Breaking News: Carlos the Scientist Has a Child?? by Leopard_Gecko_King
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Jun 2026
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“Listeners, I have just received word that our lovely Carlos, the scientist, is being followed around by an unknown child! Where did this child come from? What could they want with our dear Carlos? Could this child be a threat to him and his team of other scientists, or is this child simply their newest- and first- intern? As of now, I do not have the answers to any of these questions for you, but I assure you dear listeners: we will find out, and when we do, I will tell all of you, as is my job.”
(Jonathan "Jon" Sims, age 8, arrives in Night Vale. His cousin, Carlos (who is a scientist), is now his legal guardian.)
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09 Jul 2026
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If You Show An Avatar a Cat… by Leopard_Gecko_King
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Jul 2026
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...he's going to stop by every day, and you're going to find you don't really mind, even if he's a little too short to properly pet the cat.
(Jon, 8 year old Avatar of the Beholding, is living in Night Vale with his cousin Carlos (the scientist) following the death of his grandmother. When he hears about a cat floating four feet off the ground in the Night Vale Community Radio Station's men's restroom, he decides to pay this cat a visit, bonding with the local radio host in the process.)
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09 Jul 2026
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What We Do in the Archives by sweatervest for ineedapilot
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Jul 2022
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“Can I make anyone a cuppa?” Martin tries.
“I do not drink tea,” Nandor sniffs imperiously.
“What do you drink?” Jon asks, staring intently at Nandor.
“Tea sounds lovely, Martin,” Guillermo replies.
“The blood of humans I hunt and kill,” Nandor replies. “Hey! How did you do that?”
“It’s a gift,” Jon says.
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On the run from the Archives, Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood fall through a door into the Vampiric Council Library. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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- Part 1 of Guillermo's Brew & Bitch
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08 Jul 2026
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Ask an Exec: How to Navigate Cultish Colleagues, Soul-Stealing Bosses, and the End of the World at Work by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 May 2023
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I've recently been unexpectedly promoted to lead a department in my organisation, wrote the anonymous emailer.
As there was no one working here when I arrived, my manager, who is head of the organisation, had promised me the choice of my own assistants. However, without warning, he simply presented me with an additional assistant. This new assistant’s first act on his first day was to let a dog into the office. It took several hours to catch and clean up after this dog and it has only been downhill from there. I admit I'm not entirely sure what to do with this assistant now I'm stuck with him. I'm hoping you have some advice?
Kind regards,
New ManagerAbigail Bailey runs a successful management advice blog. One frequent contributor is from a workplace with some... issues.
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08 Jul 2026
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Somewhere Else, Farther North Than You Remember by FruitViking
Fandoms: Hello From The Hallowoods (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Oct 2024
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"Dreamers, I am standing in a clearing, and there is a man here that I have never seen before. This is a new experience for me. He is a small man, and he has a lot of scars that I would be interested to learn about. His -"
A moment, dreamers. He is looking at me."
Jonathan Sims wakes up in a forest where life and death meet, and Martin Blackwood is nowhere to be seen.
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08 Jul 2026
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earth becomes sky in the most literal fashion by idiosyncraticprojection
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Oct 2025
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“So can we keep him?”
‘Grunkle Stan’ sighs heavily. “Kid, he’s literally a lump on the ground.”
“So? We’ve all been lumps on the ground at one point or another,” Mabel counters, which is a very good point in Jon’s opinion.
.Somewhere Else is Gravity Falls, season one or thereabouts. things escalate from there.
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08 Jul 2026
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At the request of his beloved twin sister, Frederick Avington agrees to wear a wedding dress and pose as fiancée to Lord Montcroix. It's only supposed to be a distraction, to allow her the time she needs to elope with her lover, but before he can stop it, he finds himself legally Baroness Montcroix.
William Montcroix, newly titled and back in England after spending years fighting Napoleon's forces, has resigned himself to a loveless marriage with a woman he's never met. But the woman to whom he finds himself married isn't a woman at all--and he can't say he minds.
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07 Jul 2026
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Kirk and Spock, early in their tenure aboard the enterprise, report to a flag officer who is increasingly convinced that there is something they are not telling him.
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Kirk and Spock go on a mission that through no fault of their own turns into the most romantic weekend of their lives.
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06 Jul 2026
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Archivist by day, Archivist by night by starspangledbread
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Aug 2022
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Jonathan Sims does not believe in the supernatural, thank you very much. But when he wakes up one morning with what he thinks are possibly the world's worst superpowers, he realizes that both his reputation as a skeptic and new identity as a vigilante are in danger from his overly curious boss and nosy coworkers...
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06 Jul 2026
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“Damning?” She whispers fearfully.
“To Hell,” Merlin whispers back. “You don’t know what King Arthur is capable of.”
Ulla swallows again. Perhaps Emrys really is chained up in one of the castle dungeons.While awaiting the inauguration feast for Camelot's new mysterious court sorcerer, a young foreign chambermaid becomes wrapped up in harboring a fugitive manservant hiding from King Arthur. Comedy, terror, and fruit tarts ensue.
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05 Jul 2026
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Draco wears his white blond hair long, just like his father. Harry meets him at Madam Malkin’s shop, thinks he’s a very pretty girl, and instantly has a crush.
Draco Malfoy is not a girl. In fact, no one in this fic is gender-swapped. Harry’s just really bad at picking up gender cues in the wizarding world.
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05 Jul 2026
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Inversion (I'm Lost Without You) by Nation_Ustria
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
25 Feb 2023
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After dying on the battlefield, Damian wakes up in a universe where he is Bruce Wayne's only child. Having to endure the League's training a second time is a challenge, but upon reaching Gotham, Damian is thrilled. His so-called "siblings" had really been more trouble than they'd been worth, and Damian had always been the true son anyways. Now he doesn't have to fight for the position that is rightfully his.
Except… the Manor is awfully quiet. And Damian has started talking to himself. And… maybe his siblings weren't completely useless. They gave him Robin, after all, something that Damian hadn't been able to deny himself when he'd rejoined Batman in Gotham's shadows.
And then Damian meets this world's Timothy Drake, who's years younger than Damian and stuck with neglectful parents who don't even know their son's age, much less that he's following Batman and Robin around Gotham with a camera.
Damian had been a horrible younger brother, but… maybe he can be an adequate older brother.
(It isn't easy, but he turns out to be far better than adequate.)
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- Part 14 of ~Indefinite Hiatus Pile~
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05 Jul 2026
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Turkey Sandwiches and Apple Juice by Ruther_BWK
Fandoms: Bruce Wayne - Fandom, Clark Kent - Fandom, DC - Fandom
18 Jan 2022
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A guy in a mask gets into the house and gets caught red handed. By a pint sized five year old with a beat up plushy and a juice box, no less.
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05 Jul 2026
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Eva Stratt has come to realize that one Doctor Ryland Grace has managed the impossible once again.
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03 Jul 2026
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the great tribulation by aloremrem for Ikira
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
17 Jun 2026
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When Grace gets seemingly teleported by means unknown into the SM-13 right as it was nearing The Light, both Simon and Grace have no idea what is happening. Grace knows he was supposed to be in his house on Erid, Simon knows this new guy cannot possibly be a hallucination, and Ava, upon hearing Grace ramble about theories for how he got there, knows that new guy is Smart. Could-Secure-Our-Survival Smart.
She orders Simon to bring Grace back to the surface, and thus begins Grace's ordeal in a starless universe.- Language:
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03 Jul 2026
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Long-term Sequelae by HelixPomatia
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
03 Jul 2026
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Hunger fades.
The body adapts.
Food becomes a concept.
But even on Erid, where food is plentiful, some instincts don't disappear. Recovery marks the onset of starvation's long-term sequelae.
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Ryland doesn't want to admit he is sick.
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03 Jul 2026
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Fifth Appendages and Other Such Scientific Observations by polymona
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
27 Jun 2026
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An aspiring Eridian zoologist strives to take the best research notes to impress mentor ♬♬♬ when observing the bio-dome.
I notice humans really like pulling, pulling, pulling on the fifth appendage. What purpose could it possibly serve, question? Sometimes Savior-Grace and Simon-Savior-Grace-Potential-Mate even enjoy pulling on each other’s!
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Local Eridian science apprentice becomes a little too obsessed with penis.
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- Part 1 of Eridian Zoology
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03 Jul 2026
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Within A Spectroscopic Binary by oofouchyikes
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Jul 2026
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Between Grace's scant first aid and the nanny bot they managed to get the man mostly stable, tucked into Grace's bed and completely dead to the world for the past few days.
It's the same man currently trying to kill him.
or, the Eridians find a man covered in blood and Grace hasn't been able to care for something in far too long.
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- Part 1 of The Nature of Star Systems
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- 136,517
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- 62/?
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03 Jul 2026