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We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study by CrystalMyst
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2026
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Draco stared at the screen. Or, more accurately, the words on the screen. His face lax and unreadable, he looked from Hermione back to where the title glowed in clean black letters.
Why We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study
He looked at her like she’d grown another head, or a tail, or declared she was in love with the elderly and deaf Ministry archivist, Agnes Brocklehurst. He looked pained, but somehow managed to keep his tone light and casual. “So, what’s all this then?”
“What does it look like? I have a proposal to discuss.”
“With that title?”
“Yes.”
“And this is the personal project you wanted to discuss with… me. I am… one of the ‘we’?”
“Well, I wasn’t planning to present it to McLaggen.”
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Hermione gets tired of waiting, and makes a slide deck to convince Draco that he wants her.
Bookmarked by Bri_Alexander
18 Jul 2026
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Let Them Choke on It: A Triad’s Guide to Crisis Management by CrystalMyst
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jun 2026
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Theo Nott’s reputation is in the gutter, courtesy of yet another entirely accidental tabloid scandal. His best friends (Wizarding Britain’s most bafflingly perfect couple, Draco and Hermione Malfoy) propose a radical solution: come to the Summer Solstice Gala as their joint date. The revelation of a shiny new triad will be sure to distract the press.
“Think about it: the three of us walk in together, looking perfectly happy and perfectly matched. We drink, we dance, we dine, and we go home together. No one would bother to ask you about Wood; they’ll be too busy watching us all night. We’ll shove it down their throats, let them choke on it.”
OR: one scandal, three messy idiots, and a "fake date" that changes everything
Bookmarked by Bri_Alexander
18 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger never planned to move in with Theodore Nott. She definitely never planned to live with Draco Malfoy.
But somehow, five years after the war, she finds herself sharing a flat with two Slytherins who—against all logic—have become her closest friends.
It should have been simple. Comfortable. Easy.
But then there’s the night she walks in on something she wasn’t supposed to see.
And now?
There’s no pretending. No going back. No stopping whatever this is—not when they’re daring her to want it.
Bookmarked by Bri_Alexander
01 Jul 2026
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“Oh, darling,” Theo said, sounding amused, “his cock nearly jumped for joy at the sight of you.”
Hermione was uncomfortably wet at the idea of them looking at her body while she couldn’t even see them. She clenched her thighs together to relieve the ache. It didn’t help.
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All Theo wants for his birthday is to watch his wife in bed with another man of his choosing.
Bookmarked by Bri_Alexander
29 May 2026
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Andy Sachs, Father Figure Extraordinaire by lears_daughter
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
15 Feb 2024
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"Another disappointment, another letdown, another father...figure."
Early in their relationship, Andy becomes convinced Miranda wants "another father figure" in the girls' life. Mission accepted.
Or, Andy fumbles her way through trying to be the twins' father figure and eventually learns it's enough just to be their Andy.
Bookmarked by Bri_Alexander
13 Apr 2026