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    Wei Ying made his own bed by keeping their relationship secret for so many years, and he'll have to lie in it sooner or later. It's just so much easier to avoid it—if you can call having your husband pretend to be your brand new boyfriend easy.

    "I won't hide it forever. I just don't want to dump everything on them at once, you know? 'Hey, I'm bi and I've been dating my boyfriend for four years and we moved in together last year and eloped a month ago. Anyway, how are things back home?'

    In which Jiang Cheng and Yanli come to visit, newly married couple Wangxian pretend to be newly dating, and Wei Ying's life is difficult (and it's mostly his own fault).

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    06 Jul 2026

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    To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.

    He comes close, though.

    By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.

    What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.

    “Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”

    Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
     

    (Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Wei Wuxian has been feeling like someone was watching him for weeks.

    A hot new neighbor moves in to one of the vacant units in the falling-down apartment block he lives in while laying low and waiting for the trial against Wen Ruohan and Jin Guangshan to move forward.

    These two events are not unrelated.

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    Lan Wangji does a favor for an old school friend in tracking down his wife’s missing foster brother and keeping a watch out for anyone trying to harm him. He quickly decides that a closer view would be beneficial.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    My Prompt:

    Basically, an artist gets absolutely pissed at the horrible caricatures of the Yiling Laozu and decides to share his secrets with the world.

    Things change accordingly.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    WWX shows up unexpectedly at LWJ's door with nowhere else to go, only to discover that LWJ is dogsitting for a week.

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    Lan Zhan smiled and said something quietly to the dog, rewarding it with some ear scratches. The brown and white dog also muscled its way in for a few approving scritches, despite not doing anything to earn praise.

    "Reminds me of the peacock..." Wei Ying mumbled to himself, instantly deciding that dog was the worse one.

    Wei Ying lost track of how long he stood at Lan Zhan's bedroom window, watching him play fetch with the yappy little dogs. The stubborn little brown and white one finally got its act together and started fetching properly, though it still occasionally bowled over the slightly smaller black and tan one. Neither dog seemed bothered by this, and Lan Zhan kept smiling softly at them and petting them both when one returned with the ball.

    That smile. Wei Ying couldn't get it out of his head for the rest of the day, even that evening as they washed the dishes.

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    18 Jan 2026