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"I-I'm medically certified!"
"Yeah, in the fifties." Spamton replied.
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The person in the mirror is stranger.
There's no hiding it now.
That attack should have killed you.
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- Part 2 of I’m Not In Love
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Sun is not broken.
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- Part 1 of WAFER THIN LAYERS
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The phone rings. Fear keeps your distraction at bay; you take comfort in smoke and haze to stave off your affections. To starve them until nothing remains but a husk.
(That's all he will be, you tell yourself, he is already dead.)
Cleaved spam au by jorenilee on Tumblr.
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- Part 1 of I’m Not In Love
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Tenna doesn't lose Spamton to the war, doesn't find his broken, bloodied body among the dead-doesn't find him among the mages that seal the monsters away.
One day he was gone.
No goodbye, no explanation, no warning.
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- Part 1 of All Who Come Hither
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Call them buddies, call them pals, (Call it love.) by BoozeCruise
Fandom Deltarune (Video Game)
04 Mar 2026
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All Who Come Hither by BoozeCruise
Fandom Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
05 Nov 2025
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The Lord Of Screens attempts to change fate.
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CRTs are capable of rewinding and replaying. All Tenna has to do is get it right.
…Easier said than done, especially when it starts looking like Spamton’s phone caller might be more than just a business aficionado.
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These are the facts: There is a man hanging in a tree, an amnesiac detective is descending the stairs, Kim Kitsuragi is standing in the lobby of the Whirling-in-Rags, and the date is March 11th.
Kim Kitsuragi would give anything—anything—for this not to be the case.
(Or: Kim gets trapped in a time loop lasting the duration of Disco Elysium, and has A Time about it).
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Bookmarked by BoozeCruise
26 Mar 2026
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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What would you do if you get a second chance at life? Do you take the lead and make yourself shine? Or maybe become a mentor to further some else’s dream?
“ Screw that! I’m opening a restaurant!”
Meet Mizuki, a girl from our world who somehow ended up reborn in the Naruto world. Instead of becoming a ninja or going off to join the Akatsuki she decides that this world lacks too many amazing dishes and goes off to follow her dream. If that dream somehow ends with her accidentally snowballs canon off a sharp cliff that’s none of her business. She’s just here to share her food with her best friend who’s just a little too stoic but that’s okay! She’s getting better at reading his emotions!
( Shino found a friend who fed him once and decided he was going to marry her. Said girl is oblivious)
( SIOC has never watched Naruto and just thinks she’s in a weird Manhwa)
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A complicated person doing effective community work by TheRoodHed
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)
20 Feb 2026
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Marvel looked up from what appeared to be a granola bar. "Hmm?"
"Red Hood is operating in your city," Batman said, in the voice he used when he was being very careful not to let an emotion into his tone, which paradoxically conveyed more emotion than if he'd just yelled.
"Oh!" Marvel said. "Yeah, I know."
People very rarely tell Batman "No." Nobody expected Captain Marvel, sunshine man, to join the very short list.
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- Part 3 of the fawcett proposition
Bookmarked by BoozeCruise
06 Mar 2026