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When Jean Escargot, an otherwise unremarkable French wizard, came to Beauxbatons, he expected to learn magic, make friends, and have an ordinary life. Then he saw Madame Maxime and fell in love. After dedicating the next six years to becoming a wizard she could respect and love, he is invited to go to the Triwizard Tournament, and jumps on this opportunity to prove himself.
Unfortunately, there's something much worse at Hogwarts than sabotage, deadly games, or dark magic: Hagrid.
Note: this story is complete. I'm editing the later chapters and will be posting them weekly. Total length is about 30k words.
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Percy Weasley and the Unsafe Cauldron Bottoms by Bobtheturtlesc
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Nov 2025
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If you were a potioneer and your cauldrons were faulty, you'd do something about it, right? Percy Weasley is a new employee at the Ministry of Magic assigned the task of looking into this issue. By doing so, he ends up saving the wizarding world four years early. Complete!
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THE HIT AND RUN by brawltogethernow
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Death Note (Anime & Manga)
16 Feb 2025
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Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)
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14 Jul 2026
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A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool (Rachel500), Rachel500, TrekCat (Rachel500)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2016
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What if Sirius decided to stay in England and deliver on his promise to raise Harry instead of hiding somewhere sunny? Changes abound with that one decision...
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- Part 1 of A Marauder's Plan
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14 Nov 2025
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When Sally-Anne Perks sets off for her first year at Hogwarts School of Magic, she never expected how hard making friends would be. She always felt a little like a background character in her own life. Now, unfortunately for her, she'll be spending a lot of time in her first year at school. She has to. Because if she doesn't; people will die...
Follow one of the background characters of Hogwarts as she tries to navigate the magical world whilst saving the friends she makes along the way, all whilst trapped within a time loop she can't seem to escape. Giant trolls, dark lords, giant snakes, and more await Sally-Anne Perks. Hopefully she doesn't die too often!
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- Part 1 of Hogwarts Repetition/Hogwarts Premonition
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05 Nov 2025
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Amor Enim Vult by BleedingBlade
Fandoms: 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil (Anime), 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil (Manga)
16 Nov 2022
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Arc I (Chapters 1 to 74): Eight years after the commencement of hostilities, Colonel Tanya von Degurechaff has finally learned how to battle the irrational forces of hatred, fear and despair that have fuelled and fanned the flames of a global war. But what’s a military prodigy to do in the face of the most incomprehensible threat to reason of all—love?
Arc II (Chapters 75 onwards): Seven years after the cessation of hostilities, Brigadier General Tanya von Degurechaff has everything she’s ever wanted—and even more: a brilliant career, a stellar reputation, a promising future…and a beautiful wife. But when enemies conspire to take the one thing that matters to her the most, just how much will she give up to get it back?
Please note that the last chapter of this work is a moving appendix that includes information about the story’s timeline of events, cast of characters, geographical map, worldbuilding conventions and list of omakes, illustrations and songs. Hence, to read the latest updated chapter, click here.
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11 Aug 2025
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Here Comes The New Boss (Nothing Like The Old Boss) by HowlingGuardian
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
18 Jul 2026
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Taylor Hebert has some big, horrible boots to fill. But she's going to walk her own way.
Butcher Taylor AU. Cross-posted from Spacebattles.Series
- Part 1 of Butcher XV aka Taylor Hebert
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28 Jul 2025