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“How would I go about persuading you?”
The stranger tilted his head to the side, considering. “For starters, you’ll have to pay me.”
Aziraphale scoffed. “You can hardly charge me for directions.”
“I can do whatever I want, angel. I’m not the one who got lost, now, am I?”
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After fleeing a disastrous work event masked as his 50th birthday party and getting lost in a car he can’t seem to drive, Aziraphale Eastgate, CEO of Eastgate’s Booksellers Ltd., meets the mysterious Anthony, who offers to help... and not just with directions. Things escalate as they are wont to do.(Or, you guessed it, a Pretty Woman AU.)
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30 Jun 2026
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Love's Alibi by MissUnderstoodLyrics
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Dec 2023
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"Gay men cannot be friends. The sex part always gets in the way," Crowley had asserted.
“I guess we aren't going to be friends, then,” was Aziraphale's response.******************
10 years later“When we first met,” said Aziraphale. “I didn't really like you.”
“I didn't like you, either. I thought you were too uptight.”
“I thought you were obnoxious.”
“I was obnoxious,” said Crowley.
“Well, I was uptight,” said Aziraphale.
They both laughed, and walked in comfortable silence for a minute.
“For whatever it's worth, Crowley,” said Aziraphale, “I don't think you're too much. You're a lot, for sure. But not too much.”
“Thanks, Aziraphale,” said Crowley.
“Would you… would you like to have dinner again some time?” asked Aziraphale.
“Are we… becoming friends?”
Aziraphale pondered this for a minute as they walked.
“I guess… yeah, I guess we could.”
“Cool,” said Crowley. “You'll be the first gay friend I haven't wanted to sleep with.”OR When Harry Met Sally, but with our favorite duo and smut!
A Good Omens Human AU
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29 Jun 2026
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”First formulated in 1997, [32] questions to fall in love is a study by psychologist Dr. Arthur Aron which took place at Stony Brook University, New York. The aim? Speeding up the creation of intimacy between two strangers.”
The CosmopolitanOkay, fine.
Crowley was 32-Questions-That-Lead-To-Love-ing Aziraphale. Sue him.
He had no expectations, all right? Just, an innocent curiosity.
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25 Jun 2026
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The (Other) Arrangement by champsbeau
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2020
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Crowley extended a hand for Aziraphale to take.
“Deal. We’re married. I’m your faithful wife. We’ll live happily ever after for as long as I stay here. Now, can I please get some sleep?”AKA: 5 times Aziraphale and Crowley pretended they were a couple and the one time they didn’t have to pretend.
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23 Jun 2026
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In Flagrante Delicto by Mazarin221b
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Jun 2019
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Or, Five Times They Got Caught, One Time They Didn't, and What Happened After.
Aziraphale is so good at this, good at finding all Crowley’s little weaknesses and spinning them into liquid desire, good at slipping under Crowley’s hard edges and prying them wide open and wanting.
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22 Jun 2026