1 - 20 of 127 Bookmarks by BlueCow

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,287
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2,081
    Kudos:
    24,500
    Bookmarks:
    4,847
    Hits:
    265,122

    03 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,450
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1,047
    Kudos:
    30,241
    Bookmarks:
    3,433
    Hits:
    129,934

    29 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    133,418
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2,430

    15 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    10,228
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1,681

    15 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

    Tags
    Summary

    I love David Hollander and George Grady so much and desperately needed them to connect over coming to love their orphaned sons-in-law, so here we are.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,090
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    471
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    2,346

    15 Jun 2026

  6. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Ilya?” Shane said in that same dreamy, loopy voice as that morning. Ilya exhaled in a rush.

    “Shane,” he said, and wanted to sag against the glass with relief. “What happened? Is something wrong?”

    “Not! Any moooooooore.”

    Ilya swallowed. Shane hadn’t gotten any quieter in the past seven hours.

    “Why are you calling me? You need to be resting,” he said, and it sounded softer than he’d meant it to.

    “I forgot to tell you something. Important.

    “You should not be telling me anything, you should be—”

    “My cottage has really good water pressure,” Shane announced.

    Ilya stared out the window while a small plane taxied past.

    “What?”

    ——————

    Shane's cottage has a lot of amenities, and he needs to tell Ilya about all of them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,917
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    9
    Comments:
    589
    Kudos:
    17,465
    Bookmarks:
    2,912
    Hits:
    97,328

    14 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Look at that. Another white guy with his little Asian sugar baby.

    Twenty-seven years, and not once has a stranger looked at David Hollander and his son and seen a father. Then Ilya Rozanov sits beside him in a restaurant and a server says, "Can I get anything else for you and your son?" David does not correct him.`

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,549
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    472
    Kudos:
    6,549
    Bookmarks:
    1,112
    Hits:
    28,128

    05 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  8. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    He feels fizzy, fizzy, fizzy, like a soda can that’s been shaken and cracked open. There’s so much pressure building inside his chest that he can’t possibly keep it all inside. He laughs, just a quiet giggle at first, and then it becomes something louder. Something brighter. Something that bursts out of his chest and cracks through the echoing silence in the bathroom. He has to cover his mouth with his hand to stifle it.

    Shane feels happy. Truly, deep down to his bones, happy.

    He almost can’t believe it.

    (Or, the first night at the cottage.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,813
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    239
    Kudos:
    4,006
    Bookmarks:
    702
    Hits:
    26,419

    03 Jun 2026

  9. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    On nights like these, she wants to scoop Ilya into her heart, wants to tuck him in behind her ribs and draw a sword made from the desolation he finds himself in and wield it for him.

    I love you, she wants to say. Let me hold it.

    She doesn't, though. She knows how heavy his soul is, how proud his heart.

    OR: Svetlana loves Ilya more than she can properly express. Even as he starts to move away from her and the home he loves to settle in fucking Ottawa.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,056
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    461
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    3,923

    29 May 2026

  10. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.

    Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.

    or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.

    A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,239
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    3,726
    Kudos:
    13,291
    Bookmarks:
    5,083
    Hits:
    239,561

    29 May 2026

  11. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit on director’s chairs in a white sound studio. They are both wearing Ottawa Centaurs jerseys, and Ilya smiles warmly at Shane as a makeup artist places a small bit of powder across his cheeks while a producer hands them both a practice board.]

    Shane: So, these are just internet searches people do of us?

    Producer: Yes! The most popular ones, and you just answer or comment on them. There’s one board for you, one for Ilya, and then one of the two of you combined. 

    Shane: Sounds harmless enough. 

    Ilya: You do not spend much time on the internet if you think this sounds harmless. 

    Producer: Would you like to practice taking the tape off? 

    [They both nod, and she hands each of them a board. Shane politely and carefully rips off the top piece of tape, focusing on pulling it straight off without ripping it. During the time it takes Shane to take off one piece, Ilya rips off four, crumpling up the tape and throwing it in the air like confetti. A piece hits Shane’s head, and he looks at his husband, slightly startled, while Ilya beams back happily.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,930
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    442
    Kudos:
    13,113
    Bookmarks:
    1,293
    Hits:
    60,252

    25 May 2026

  12. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    22,206
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1,184

    23 May 2026

  13. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Scott’s not really surprised to spot Ilya Rozanov backstage, getting lightly swarmed by a crowd of sound techs and hair and makeup crew. Even on the rare year that neither of them were getting any awards, the League always tried to get either him or Hollander, and preferably both, presenting something. And since Hollander was still out for the count and recovering up in Ottawa, that left Rozanov, standing awkwardly while a harried-looking woman straightened his bow-tie.

    Or: Scott Hunter's not really sure what's happening right now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,911
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    393
    Kudos:
    15,803
    Bookmarks:
    1,700
    Hits:
    73,029

    12 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  14. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


    +16319607169

    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,908
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    25
    Comments:
    2,750
    Kudos:
    23,255
    Bookmarks:
    4,893
    Hits:
    115,925

    07 May 2026

  15. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane: So, what is this we’re doing again? 

    Harris: It’s called 36 Questions That Lead to Love. They’re questions that a psychologist developed back in the nineties that are supposed to help couples move past the awkward stage and get more personal. It’ll be fun!

    Shane: You always say that it’ll be fun, and I don’t think it ever ends up being much fun. 

    Ilya: I always have fun. I do not know what your problem is. 

    [Harris lets out his signature booming laugh, and Ilya grins widely.]

    Harris: You maybe have a little too much fun. 

    Ilya: There is no such thing. 

    Shane: But what’s the point of the questions if we’re already in love? Like, we’re married. You were there when it happened.

    Harris: Yes, but they can help you deepen your connection, and it makes for good content. People love your love. 

    Ilya: I think we had a pretty deep connection last night, am I right?

    [Ilya holds his hand up for a high-five from Shane, but Shane only glares, and Harris looks slightly horrified. Ilya looks back expectantly, but when Shane doesn’t move, Ilya high-fives himself. With the sound of the clap, the screen goes black.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,781
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    367
    Kudos:
    14,480
    Bookmarks:
    1,872
    Hits:
    78,760

    27 Apr 2026

  16. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Philomena Cunk travels to Canada to interview Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, the goal being to sell hockey to British audiences.

    Warning: The author knows as much about hockey as Philomena Cunk.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,546
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    201
    Kudos:
    761
    Bookmarks:
    102
    Hits:
    4,363

    22 Apr 2026

  17. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    Or: the WAG Ilya thing.

    Words:
    6,523
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    4,066

    17 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  18. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya Rozanov's move to Ottawa makes no sense. Rose Landry is as confused as anyone else, and Shane claims he's just as in the dark. But a chance meeting with Svetlana Vetrova might give her the answer - and so much more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,286
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    232
    Kudos:
    1,215
    Bookmarks:
    260
    Hits:
    18,186

    10 Apr 2026

  19. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”

    “The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.

    Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,596
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1,879
    Kudos:
    25,986
    Bookmarks:
    4,705
    Hits:
    139,189

    10 Apr 2026

  20. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After deciding to be less intense about guarding their relationship, Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat.

    SELENA: Don't tell Nick I said that

    CASSIE: This is the super secret wag space nothing leaves this chat without express permission 🤞

    LISA: 🤞

    CAITLIN: 🤞🤞

    NICOLE: Sisterhood of the traveling puck 🤞

    JANE: 🤞

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,517
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    15
    Comments:
    860
    Kudos:
    22,039
    Bookmarks:
    2,449
    Hits:
    117,862

    02 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags
Include Bookmarker's Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags
Exclude Bookmarker's Tags

More Options

Word count
Bookmark types
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation