BlueCookiesAbi
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Your Crooked Love Is Just A Pyramid Scheme, And I'm Dizzy On Dreams by BlueCookiesAbi
Fandoms: Transformers (IDW 2019)
01 Jan 2026
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Brainstorm sips loosely at his drink, nodding along at whatever Rodimus is saying. The words fly in one audial and out the other for as much as Brainstorm cares. No, his processor is focused on something much more entertaining. His eyes track Perceptor across the bar, watching the mech as he chats in a booth.
He drinks in the sight, the mech’s visage far a sweeter image than whatever lay inside his cup. Perceptor nods at Nautica, agreeing with her. A slight smile shines on his face and Brainstorm tightens the grip on his drink, jealousy flashing big and bright.
It should be him putting that smile on Perceptor’s face. They were simpatico, after all.
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Clawing Memories out from Whispers by BlueCookiesAbi for AnxiousEspada
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
31 Dec 2024
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After waking up sore, bloody, and covered in marks of interface that he has no recollection of collecting, Ratchet must figure out what happened to himself.
If only it were easy.
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Swirl Me Around Your Room With Feeling by BlueCookiesAbi
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
17 Jul 2024
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When First Aid was kicked out of work for a mandatory break, he wasn't expecting much—maybe a lonely night out at the bar making awkward small talk with Swerve before he retreats to the safety of his room—when a chance run in with the ship's resident self-proclaimed genius changes everything. After a night out and some lab-based shenanigans, the two have found a connection that leaves them dizzy for more.
(My submission for the 2024 Transformers Reverse Big Bang)
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First Aid has been daydreaming about you and your touch. When you walk in on him, you decide to give him a bit of a helping hand.
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If You Were Church, I'd Get On My Knees by BlueCookiesAbi for LEMONERZEST (REYDELCASTILL0)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
02 Feb 2024
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Optimus knows he shouldn't be here. Shouldn't be watching. The proper thing, if he was a stronger mech, would be to never do this again.
But Optimus, despite everything, is not infallible.
And so, like clockwork, he returns; continues this song and dance of theirs.
Recent series
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BlueCookie's Podfics by BlueCookiesAbi
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
24 Nov 2023
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Temporarily unavailable with Internet Archive being down, will be moved to a new site shortly
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Future Leo and Mystery Man by BlueCookiesAbi
Fandom Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
22 May 2023
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Future Leo is stressed and feels guilty in the apocalypse. His brilliant coping mechanism? Why, having sex with a fellow resistance member. Totally coping well. No way this could go wrong.
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Shappicly-Shappo OP
Fair question! I didn’t go looking for them or anything. Doing some side work for a local moving company (just boring documentation thank god. I’m much too frail for manual labor!!!) and according to my boss it was left behind by a client ‘‘forever ago” and was never claimed. Knowing him that probably means they didn’t deliver it a decade ago and the client never called looking for it. They were doing a big storeroom clean out and were just going to toss it, so I thought I’d snag it!imhavingabadtime_0158
So, you just picked up a bunch of old journals you couldn’t read? Didn’t you say you just started grad school? Girl, are you not busy enough????Or Ilya loses his old journals in the move to Ottawa.
Bookmarked by BlueCookiesAbi
02 Jul 2026
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Shall We Talk About Home? by OtherWaysHome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Apr 2026
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“My boyfriend thinks I’m an idiot,” Ilya says. "Well, not really but a bit, maybe.”
“Your boyfriend?” Sandra, the queer studies professor sits down, hard.
“Yes, he thinks it is not smart to say faggot in the locker room when you are locked in the closet and Russia has the keys.”
Ilya had been talking about himself when he’d said it. Making a joke. Sailing a little close to the wind, sick of listening to the background hum of homophobic bullshit. But someone had been filming. The video went viral. The Raiders panicked under the terrible PR. Now he was here.
Sent to Queer Studies 101 to appease twitter. Because he’d been cancelled. For being a homophobe. If was fucking ridiculous.
He turns to the professor. “So, can you help me take on Putin and NHL at same time or I need more advanced class for this?”
Plus Chapter 2 – Social media chapter. Once they've been outed, Ilya gets to demand an apology from twitter.
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Bookmarked by BlueCookiesAbi
17 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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Bookmarked by BlueCookiesAbi
12 Jun 2026
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good things come by Ccainao3
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Feb 2026
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I want you to jerk off in the mornings, Ilya had said, the first time. He’d been trying to sound casual. Get right up close. And don’t come.
Shane had still been on top of him, a heavy weight impeding his breath, Ilya kept warm in the snug grip of his hole. At the words his ass had clenched softly, a little fluttering hug.
Every day? Shane had asked. There had been something close to wonder in his tone.
Every day, Ilya had said.
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- Part 1 of those who are patient
Bookmarked by BlueCookiesAbi
28 May 2026
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The Rozanov-Hollander Concise Guide to Macroeconomics by Eigengrau (aussiebee)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Feb 2026
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Or, Five Times Ilya and David Met in Boston and One Time They Met in Canada
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That one fic where David platonically nerd-seduces Ilya into becoming his son without any input from Shane.
Bookmarked by BlueCookiesAbi
26 May 2026