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Dazai teaches Chuuya to read as they go about life in the Sheep, and it's pretty gay
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Chuuya's eyebrow twitches. “Geez, slow down, would you?”
Dazai rolls his eyes. “How slow do you need it? My heart is going to stop entirely at this rate.”
“Keep it steady at least! And wouldn't you like that anyway!?”
Dazai wrinkles his nose, his face souring. “Dying with a stinky slug on my chest is by far one of the worst ways to go.”
“You're the one who asked for my help in the first place, that doesn't even make any sense!”
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Dazai asks Chuuya to help him control his heartrate and it's pretty gay.
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“What the fuck are you doing?” Chuuya’s words came out muffled from his stuffed face, but his expression conveyed his confusion enough.
“I don’t like the extra stuff, and the juice will get onto my bandages. Isn’t that obvious?”
Chuuya swallows his bite, taking a large gulp of water as he sets his quarter of a burger down. “Why didn’t you just order it without all that stuff then? You’re always doin’ weird shit.”
“Because that takes away the fun part. Don’t you know anything about the culinary experience?”
“I know I want another burger.”Or
Chuuya and Dazai go on a kind of burger date and it's pretty cool.
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In pursuit of some money, Dazai finds a job as a part-time butler for the Nakahara family, one of the richest and most influential in Yokohama. No one has ever met their only son, Chuuya, in person. Legend has it, he’s spent most of his high-school life locked inside, studying day and night to become a deserving heir to his generational wealth. Something about it doesn’t sit right with Dazai.
Or: Dazai meets (and saves) his own damsel in distress.
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02 Jul 2026
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“Ah!” A woman’s voice rings from the side when the door leading to one of the classrooms opens suddenly. “Nakahara–san?”
Chuuya blinks, looking at the woman. “I— yes.” And when he glances down the hallway again…
The brunet is gone.
Or: Dazai is a vampire and a kindergarten teacher, and Chuuya is stubborn and VERY straightforward :D
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17 May 2026
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When Chuuya wakes up in an unfamiliar room, with an unfamiliar man who offers to make him breakfast, he will have to figure out just how he got here, and why. Nothing is as easy or as simple as it seems, and nothing makes sense. There's far too much that he doesn't remember, and everything's confusing.
So what will he do when he realizes that the unfamiliar man is actually someone very close to him? What will he do when he realizes he is no longer able to recognize his own home?
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16 May 2026
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Can’t sail under the false colors in shallow waters by Noa_1707
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
10 Jan 2025
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Nikolai was drifting off for the nth time in mere couple minutes. “Nikolai”, Fyodor sighed. Inquiring drone, borderline huff, but no concrete response. “If you want to sleep we should go to bed”, he reasoned sterner. “You’ll drown here”
Shifting, even if minimal, brought undesired effects. Fyodor pressed thighs together in hope of alleviating pressure, but only made it worse; leastwise managed to suppress gasps on time. “I know”, Nikolai curled arms around his waist and snuggled, seemingly oblivious to why he’s so jittery. “Just five minutes more”, he pouted like a child.
Lips quivered, threatened to curl into a diverted smile. Fyodor tangled fingers through Nikolai’s hair and held him down to ensure he doesn’t see; also bent knees to prevent Nikolai from accidentally brushing against groin and puzzling huffiness out. “Actually, I might as well drown you myself if you don’t move” and do what you’re supposed to do, you damn clown.
Fyolai bathtub cuddles with sleepy Nikolai and pent-up Fyodor.
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13 May 2026
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When Chuuya wakes up in the middle of an ongoing fight without any memory of how he got there or what happened to him, he ends up turning to someone saved as 'bandage-waster' in his phone. Somehow, it just feels like the right decision.
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13 May 2026