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    FROM Lily________________________________________________________________
    -[INCOMING CALL]
    -[CALL ENDED 5 MINUTES 58 SECONDS]
    -you do not need to apologise for not
    understanding what i am saying. that is
    reason we do this.
    _____________________________________________________________________TO Lily
    I know, sorry.-

    FROM Lily________________________________________________________________
    -again, is point of calls. Jane. it helps.

     

    Shane talks to Ilya after the prospect match as well as beforehand, running in to him accidentally. They get closer quicker, using different languages to get away with telling each other the hard stuff early.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Shane gets approximately ten minutes of feeling blissful and content after Ilya Rozanov leaves his apartment-

    -and then he has to bolt to the bathroom to get ill with a violence he hasn’t experienced since he was still conditioning for the season as a rookie.

    In the aftermath, he runs a cold washcloth over his face while swishing his mouth out and tries to convince himself that it had to have just been something he ate.

    He wonders if he should text Rozanov and give him a warning, but having to send a, “Thanks for taking my virginity, by the way I just puked my guts up and you might have caught whatever this is from me” doesn’t really seem like it’s a very sexy follow-up text to get from someone. As a “congrats on getting fucked” present to himself in honor of the occasion, he decides he’ll chalk it up to the sudden release of nerves and only send the text if it lasts past the night.

    (shane is EXTREMELY sensitive to nicotine) (the problem with this? he isn't actually aware of it and thus doesn't understand why fucking ilya rozanov sometimes makes him sick afterwards)

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    24 Jul 2026

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    "You're an awesome player to watch."

    "I watch you too…I like watching you."

    One line changes everything.
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    OR: Instead of turning him down, Ilya and Shane become fast friends at the Prospects Cup. Their relationship (and how they hide the truth) completely changes when the media poses them as best friends instead of rivals.
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    Reads as a series of connected oneshots within this AU. Now including prospects cup 2008, draft celebrations, rookie all-star weekend, their first MLH awards, and the cottage.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Before Shane knew it Ilya had wrapped a very protective arm around his shoulders and was telling the team that until they had the Stanley in their hands they needed to keep their lips to themselves.

    Much, much later into the night the first domino of many into creating the anxiety stewing in Shane's brain fell.

    Cliff Marleau's fat fucking mouth was nothing to be underestimated.

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    The coming out that everyone asked for!

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    23 Jul 2026

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    [Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit together in a sterile interrogation room. There’s a height chart on the wall behind them, and a harsh light hangs overhead. Next to them on the table is a polygraph machine.]

    Producer: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. 

    Shane: Yes.

    Ilya: Yes, those are our names. See how truthful I’m already being?

    Shane: You’re not even hooked up to anything yet. 

    Ilya: I’m just establishing how honest I am before we start. 

    Producer: Well, that’s good because you’re both here to take a lie detector test. The way this works is that one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions, and then you’ll switch. Judd [the camera switches to show a man with glasses and stark white hair sitting at the polygraph machine] will be reading your results in real time. Shane, you’ll go first.

    Shane: Goody. 

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