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Fire On The Ark by BirbMuffin
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Transformers Generation One
12 Nov 2025
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Skyfire has been living on the Ark for a few months now, but there is still tension between him and the rest of the Autobots. He feels boxed in on all sides, full of guilt and secrets and reduced to the role of 'transport' that he never wanted. Above all, he misses Starscream and their expedition. But yearning and avoidance is not always the best way to move through the world. Sometimes you have to face things head on.
A fic about Skyfire learning to live with the new world he finds himself in.
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Alternately titled: I Don't Know What The Heck I'm Doing
You get nosy, and Sans gets an idea.
If you like Undertale and memes, this is for you.
Please go easy on me, this is my first ever work. Thanks.
Enjoy!
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“What--” He stops to compulsively lick his lips. His back hits the wall-- he’d started backing up at some point and he hadn’t noticed. He can’t tear his eyes away from the man on his couch. No. The creature. “What are you?”
Martin finally looks up from his book. He looks at Jon. He doesn’t look like Prentiss. He isn’t full of gaping holes that should have killed him, he isn’t covered in squirming, shiny white worms, he doesn’t smell like a moldy, rotting corpse. He looks like a pleasant, normal man. He has freckles scattered across the bridge of his nose, his cheeks. Monsters shouldn’t have freckles, Jon thinks nonsensically.
“I’m your boyfriend,” the monster sitting on his couch says, as if this is a matter that is not up for debate, that Jon has no say in.
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03 Jul 2026
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Not too long after Jon and Basira return from Ny-Ålesund, a Leitner that forces its reader to always tell the truth works its way into the Institute, and it's only a matter of time before our dear Archivist accidentally (well. Sort of.) finds himself cursed by it. Any question asked of him produces a fully truthful answer, and the more he tries to resist, the more honest and personal the confessions become. Can he and the Archives staff fix this while he still has some secrets left to himself? Or will they succumb completely to their oldest and toughest enemy: direct communication.
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03 Jul 2026
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“As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.”
― Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis“Statement of … Statement of Jonathan Sims, the Archivist, regarding a few noticeable changes to his appearance after a … a miraculous recovery from a six months coma, most likely aided by the Eye. Statement given straight from subject, in his… on his bathroom floor. August 12th … Or wait, was it 13th …? 2018. At 4 AM."
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02 Jul 2026
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Dealing With Workaholic Non-Corporeal Colleagues by JakeTakesaBreak
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Jun 2025
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There is a ghost loose in the Archives, and it likes to steal pens.
Martin is annoyed, Tim is having fun and Sasha investigates whether work ethic still applies to someone who is, for all intents and purposes, deceased.
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02 Jul 2026
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Walking home from one of Donut's stupid movies one night, Simmons is attacked. Now he has an aversion to garlic and can't stop staring at Grif's neck.
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- Part 1 of Vampire AU
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27 Jun 2026