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  1. Public Bookmark 98

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    “Show me how you do it,” the two are seated across from each other on Wade’s egregiously huge bed when Wade asks Peter to imitate the movement.

    “DP, this is childish,” Peter says unamused.

    “C’mon, it’s not like it’s the real thing!” Wade is loving every second of this interaction. Peter is sitting on top of one of Wade's poor (read: extremely lucky) pillows.

    “Yeah, I know, which is why it’s childish,” Peter looks at him with another wave of annoyance, “and it doesn’t matter anyway! I’m just bad at it, it’s fine”.

    Or: Peter is convinced that riding isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be and Wade proves him wrong.

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    23 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 69

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    Wade is putting their ice cream sandwiches in the freezer and pops his head up when a realization comes to him. He stills as he calls out, “Petey?”

    Peter feels the air shift. He’s fucked. 

    “Yeah?” He winces as he calls back, waiting for it.

    Wade turns his head around, towards the bedroom. “Are you in my room?”

    Peter cringes but responds anyway, “…No?” Nice save.

    Wade shuts the freezer door and squints in confusion. “Uh…it kinda sounds like you are.”

    Or: Peter hasn't been able to jerk off since he moved in with Wade, and he can't take it anymore.

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    23 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    "'Tell me if it hurts' he looked into Sirius's deep gray eyes, pupils blown wide in arousal. He nodded eagerly."
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    Remus finds out that the so called "Casanova of Gryffindor Tower" is a virgin.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Challenge from FF.net
    Secretly, all of Tony's kitchen appliances are AI's, they're just a little scared of the other Avengers.
    But the moment Tony enters the room...'WHAT ARE YOU DOING?'

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    21 Jul 2026

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    He finally let his gaze slip from the tour guide, Lucy he finally realized, to take in the varying shocked and pale faces of his Academic Decathlon team. He took a deep breath, and then raised the cigarette to his lips, smoking until the tremor in his hands subsided.

    This broke the quiet shock in the room, this Peter Parker so unlike the quiet nerd they were accustomed to. This Parker was smoking in Tony Stark’s lab, wearing pink hello kitty pyjama bottoms stained with motor oil, hair ruffled and singed, and he had never looked more like he belonged somewhere.

    “Peter?”

    “How are you here Parker?”

    “Why weren’t you in school?”

    “What do you think you’re doing Penis?”

    The sneer in the last question made Peter pause, holding up a hand as he snapped “Silence!”. The room fell quiet immediately, Mr Harrington paled further as even he listened to his student. He looked across to the tour guide, expecting her to tell Peter off, to exert her authority over the intern but she said nothing, face just as pale as his class. He blinked in shock, suddenly wrong-footed by the assumption he had made about Peter’s internship being low-level.

    Or: My Take On An SI Field Trip

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    21 Jul 2026